You are on a deserted island forever. would you choose a man or women or a trained monkey to be stuck with?
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ANSWERS: 23
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man
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I would choose a man, only if I could choose Hubby, otherwise, I would choose a woman. The monkey doesn't interest me in the least.
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Man. (My boyfriend, to be specific)
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Trained monkey. Wait, can it be a trained Badger instead?
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Woman, definitely. If it were a man, almost certainly, we would end up having (unprotected) sex at some point, and who needs babies on a deserted island? A woman would be perfect: someone to talk to and frankly we'd figure the rest out from there. Um and if we ended up sexually involved, well...at least children wouldn't result.
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Hmmmm, I'm a woman so ......the man.....or the trained monkey....? Hands down, the man. (I don't speak monkey).
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Not enough details here. Tell me first, which one of the three is an answerbagger!
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I would want to be on the island with a man...so he can do the hunting for our food and the building of our living quarters.. while I do the domestic things such as making our clothing and blankets.
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Woman any day, I would miss the companionship of a close female friend if i was stuck with a guy or monkey.
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Is the man straight?
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Man. Definitely a man.
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trained monkey
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Man, then we could start a whole race of new people, menatlly challenged people from inbreeding but all the same...
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well I asked my husband , and he said : "thats a no brainer a trained monkey" I asked why, he said " the monkey would get me food" I thought it was funny ! LOL
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Being a man, i would definitely choose a woman to be stuck with. Can that woman be my wife please ?
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A woman who does really good monkey impressions!
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if its a hunter man i would resist.if a woman then she should be bold and beutiful so that it helps in timepass as well as in troubles.if its monkey then it should be native of that jungle he will b a good guide for me.
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A female hunter monkey who can does really good human impressions!
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My wife is a woman - so I'd like it to be her. Otherwise, I'd be very, very lonely. Besides that, she is the most resourceful, intelligent, and clear-thinking person I know. With that and my enthusiasm, we'd be off that island soon.
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being a woman I would like the man, so he can fish and get water and keep me warm at night, as long as he is fixed.Just in case we want to satisfy our sexual needs.
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A man, UNLESS the trained monkey was trianed in: Hunting, building things for protection from the elements, cooking, first aid, intellligent thought and convertion, summoning help, defending or warding off wild animals, etc. Then I MIGHT take the monkey because he would be easier to feed and very few men could do all the things he would be trained to do. As long as the monkey did not insist on being spanked! ;)
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I would choose a woman...Kayla
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i'd pick the monkey. a feel like a woman would only aggrevate the shit out of me where a monkey could be a cool friend. every man that chose women was thinking about sex, but they forget all the nagging that would accompany it. "i'm hungary, i dont want fish, where are we leaving, i got sand in my vag". personally, i rather smoke blunts with a monkey and jerk off behind a tree.
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