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by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on September 24th, 2008
My mortgage and my credit card bills.
The bigots and haters of the world.
My obnoxious next-door neighbors.
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on September 24th, 2008
About 500 miles.
by Sweet T on September 24th, 2008
My aches and pains. :-)
by Zack on September 24th, 2008
My bad credit.
by Doggie S on September 24th, 2008
Trolls on Answerbag... especially those who are not aware that they are trolls.
by alfugazi on September 24th, 2008
lawyers and polticians please. Oh and those annoying talking heads on the news editorials.
by TaylorMade on September 24th, 2008
The extra 8 pounds hanging off my buttocks.
by clay 37 on March 13th, 2009
cancer and heart disease
by R U Sirius on February 6th, 2009
Hey! my Steve Miller cd just disappeared!
by D.E. Harris on October 27th, 2008
Sarah Palin
by Anonymous on October 18th, 2008
Blindness and deafness!
by Anonymous on October 18th, 2008
Poverty.
by snackbar on September 29th, 2008
my potbelly
by Brandy on September 24th, 2008
All my bills
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on September 24th, 2008
Several things ...
(1) First is my "ditto" to one Redcatt already brought up: "the bigots and haters of the world". Actually, might shake that one up a little and let the people stay, but make that "behavior" disappear. Now, wouldn't it be interesting to see how those sorts of people react and survive if those particular weapons aren't an immediate option?
(2) the snails I've discovered in the back yard (who I "sssume" are there given some holes eaten into the leaves of one of my biggest plants). Who needs snail bait if you can say "Abracadabra"? :)
(3) potholes on our streets, roads, highways
(4) poverty
(5) cruelty (unless that went away with the hate above)
(6) selfishness and greed
(7) long lines at stores, events, restaurants ...
(8) people who make long lists? LOL!! Ok, hope not!
by Sosueme on September 24th, 2008
The weeds in my garden. They got a little high this year and I think I might get fined by the township. If I do, I intend to argue it. First off some of them actually flower. I still haven't checked the statute (definition of weed) they referenced in a warning letter.
by Little Miss Dangerous on September 24th, 2008
Mean people
About 10 pounds (from strategic areas)
Grief
Bills
Obstacles to Peace
by Bsweet. on September 24th, 2008
that would be whom would i want you to disappear, lol and that would be a couple of people.:)
by matt89 on November 13th, 2009
My bills and high debts.
by Ron-T on November 13th, 2009
kay,thank you,thank you,thank you so very very much,will he disintergrate,may i watch?
by Merfish on November 13th, 2009
My bills please.
by MoiBein on November 13th, 2009
Hum?
20 years off my age,
or the IRS?
by Novee on November 5th, 2009
WASTE. any kind of waste. anyone. anything.
admit it. our life won't be that interesting without those evil things you want to disappear. just imagine everything so perfect....no problems...no worries....
:D
by Trogsor on October 25th, 2009
Commercials on tv, because they suck -.-
by Anonymous on October 19th, 2009
my sun spots so i can model!!!
by Goth girl on August 24th, 2009
Unicorn stickers. Jeez... they're annoying.
by bears0 on March 14th, 2009
satan
by herecomesred2 on March 13th, 2009
All of my debt please.
by friday1322 on March 13th, 2009
My bunions.
My zits.
The War in Iraq.
Abuse of all forms.
Discrimination.
My wisdom teeth that need to be removed.
Thanks a bunch!!!
by Boozy Primate on February 26th, 2009
yes please dissapear, I'm waiting
by anonymous on February 26th, 2009
my ex English teacher - what a WITCH
by Ankith on January 17th, 2009
me...i bet you can't..lol!
by MykeDragonov on January 17th, 2009
i would want you to get rid of ignorence. people unwilling to open thier mind are really irratating to me.
by Nenette on November 1st, 2008
my cat (and of course bring her back)
and mean people at my school named samantha and allison
(make them gone forever)
♥
by Will on October 28th, 2008
Hussein Obama
by robbyhox on October 28th, 2008
million pounds in my bank account
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on October 27th, 2008
The extra 15 lbs of stubborn pregnancy weight that hasn't gone away as fast as I'd like.
by D.E. Harris on October 27th, 2008
The acting of Keanu reeves
by Johelloee on October 27th, 2008
all of my troubles
by Nursey loves the Sox on October 27th, 2008
My bills
cellulite
my ex husband(sometimes)
my trials and tribulations of a long distance romance
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on October 27th, 2008
Hatred
by ENigma on September 25th, 2008
Exams atleast for this one year :)
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 24th, 2008
Racist/bigoted/judgmental people
by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on September 24th, 2008
george bush and "nucular" weapons.
by jbigie on September 24th, 2008
My student loans.
by Dayztar on September 24th, 2008
Mosquitoes and traffic
by Mentalmum is back on September 24th, 2008
ALL my debt and my belly!!
by raindancer on September 24th, 2008
My ex-husband.
by Takei-Shihan on September 24th, 2008
... all violent behaviour from all violent criminals / offenders ...
by hong kong phooey on October 27th, 2009
this question?
Do christians now insist atheism is the 'other side of the coin' because they lost the battle with darwin?
by Ombliss22 on December 22nd, 2010
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what ever happened to david copperfield? sigfried and roy?
by human_tripod on April 18th, 2011
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What or who is a Magi?
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on March 18th, 2011
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Do you think you could do a better magic trick than this?
by Self Consuming Cannibal on January 30th, 2011
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What is the common magic word?
by ilyaisusbimutc on March 8th, 2011
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Presto CHANGO!
OK, nothing's gone. But, we'll continue to do the very best that we can, right?
{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on September 24th, 2008
LOL...yes, that's all we can do! {{{hugz}}}
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on September 24th, 2008
Per usual - what a great list, Redcatt!! Going to write up an answer in a minute, and going to ditto that middle one. Luckily, I've got some pretty nice neighbors though. lol
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on September 24th, 2008
LOL...want some new ones??
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on September 24th, 2008
Er .. no. lol
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on September 24th, 2008
What's wrong with the neighbors, red?
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on September 24th, 2008
Uggh...the whole story would take too long. They are immigrants, but that's not really the problem. The are noisy (screaming, hollering, blasting rap music), disrespectful to neighbors (and the police and to our country), throw trash all over the place, lie, steal, have illegal number of people living in their house, rent their downstairs to a screaming shrew piece of white trash. The police have been called at least 4 times that I'm aware...and then they either don't answer the door or pretend they know no English. That's the short list.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on September 24th, 2008
OMG!!!! I wish there was something you could do if they are violating the law... but I know how evasive people could be about hiding the number of people who occupy a space. UGH. How miserable!!!!
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on September 24th, 2008
Accidentally have a gun discharge toward their place. "while you were cleaning it of course"
Cost me $75 to get rid of some bad neighbors. The fine for accidental discharge of a firearm within city limits.
I got their window and the TV.
by MoiBein on November 13th, 2009
I'm not sure I'd go that far! LOL! But then, I also hate guns. Well, my s/o does have a bb gun. Not sure how much that would "scare" our neighbors!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on November 13th, 2009