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  • Actually, I'm partial to something he said at a party. This woman approached him, and accused him of being drunk. He replied, "Yes Madam, I am drunk. And you are ugly. Bu tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly" She got offended, and said, "Sir, if you were my husbnd, I would give you poison." He replied, "Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it." Score one for the drunks!

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