- NEW!
by JUSTNORMAL on December 9th, 2006
Mine says "Yes they are real, it's the shirt thats fake"
by AntigoneRising on December 9th, 2006
Who said I was wearing a shirt?
by CleverlyPut on December 19th, 2006
"Half man (pointing up),
Half horse" (pointing down).
by julzzz on December 10th, 2006
god is busy may i help you
by Sunblynd 5.0 on December 17th, 2006
"I Support Single Moms" w/ exotic dancer logo.
by Stronghart on January 14th, 2007
I never wear a logo or saying on my shirt. I am me, not Clark Kent, nor am I Ralph Lauren. I am not an advertising billboard. there was a time when the LaCoste Alligator shirt was so superior to anything on the market that i bent my rule and wore the alligator logo. Tday, the LaCoste brand is not what it once was, and there are plenty of other good polos.
by onzanzabarsands on December 19th, 2006
My shirt doesn't talk, however, what's printed on it is:
I'm out of bed and dressed what more do you want?
by CleverlyPut on December 9th, 2006
"I'm sorry, you must think I care."
by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on December 9th, 2006
miss independant.
by Damiana on December 20th, 2006
Front of shirt: Feeling Knotty?
Back of shirt: Get a Massage
by spazmojack on December 9th, 2006
mine says "U.S. Air Force" on the left side and my last name on the right side. hurray for saturday nights at work!
by warriorsoul on December 9th, 2006
Nothing.
by lil_imp on December 19th, 2006
HERE I AM
NOW WHAT WHERE YOUR
OTHER 2 WISHES
by lil_imp on December 21st, 2006
today mine says
"THOSE WHO THINK THEY KNOW
EVERYTHING
ANNOY THOSE OF US THAT DO"
by DBike on December 9th, 2006
this is where i nod and act like im listing
I use to think being lazy was bad for me so i gave up thinking
whats dumber my shirt or u for reading it
by rgypsy on December 24th, 2006
save a horse, ride a cowboy. (ye haw)
by EarthAngel on December 20th, 2006
"Godsmack". Have you ever seen an older woman with a Godsmack t-shirt on? lol. My nephew bought it for me as a joke.He wants me to look "cool".So I sleep in it.
by Anonymous on December 19th, 2006
Runs With Scissors
by anonymous on December 17th, 2006
nothing, but it has a picture of a bird crapping on a monkey on the front, and a picture of the monkey trying to crap on the bird
by davoomac on December 17th, 2006
My shirt is black and has a picture of a duracell battery on it. Underneath the battery is the caption: "Quality that lasts"
by Lilly on December 29th, 2006
at the very bottom, on the back of my black tank top -
its written in a very small font and says
"since you're this close why don't you just kiss my ass??"
i just luv it!
by Krjackson1982 on December 20th, 2006
My shirt has a picture of Bruce Lee on it with big sunglasses and under the picture it says "BAD MOFO".
by Perryman on December 18th, 2006
"Thanks for ironing me this morning".
by NormaJean on December 9th, 2006
i love my penis ...i'm a girl though lol i love the irony
by TheAnswerer on December 29th, 2006
What I learned at school today (see back).
____
It's blank at the back
by va_freaking_nessa on December 29th, 2006
Mine says "Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill" with a pic of a gun lol. How original! ;-)
by Auntmoose on December 28th, 2006
Drink Coffee...Do Stupid Things Faster With More Energy!
by bigkado69 on December 21st, 2006
my shirt says west bloomfield high school ..2003.
by BobSaccamano-is-back on December 17th, 2006
a purple t-shirt with "I mastered the taas----san jacinto elementary" I'm a 23 year old college student, so I consider it hilarious.
by Psyonic on December 10th, 2006
"Why does the nutter always sit next to me" and yes I have worn it to work.
by Gracin the Strange on February 28th, 2007
I (heart) punching your face. I get all kinds of interesting looks when I wear it.
by Miyaku on December 29th, 2006
....."Annoying the world one person at a time"..... Oh how true!
by cdPlaya363 on December 29th, 2006
im wearing a pink shirt that reads, "all my black shirts are dirty"
by pnyknight on December 9th, 2006
I got a state-of-the-art spy shirts. :) It has a tiny microphone embedded on one of the buttons. It will SAY whatever has been recorded onto it. :P
by whatistime on December 9th, 2006
"Far From Reality"
by donovan reynolds. on December 9th, 2006
"UnderOath"
by Ideal.Poison on November 11th, 2007
I'm naked under here
by gerrik on December 21st, 2006
if you can read this you are too close
by Thomas_Edison .. oh so sexy on December 21st, 2006
Nothing, Im not sure the stains spell out anything either
by mrgreyskies on December 21st, 2006
Wash me
by jenniferx on December 19th, 2006
"my cat is my best friend"
by tomsims on December 19th, 2006
Which shirt? I am wearing 3. It is cold. All are blank <s>.
by turbowray on December 17th, 2006
It is a sweatshirt, and it says salt lake city on it.
by OverRate_504 on December 10th, 2006
HIM (tour shirt) pretty cool.
by Anonymous on December 9th, 2006
"Vixon" it's a Christmas t-shirt
by familyguy3849 on December 9th, 2006
SUCK DIS (and then it has an arrow pointing between my legs.)
by .Up.Coming. on December 9th, 2006
I love New York.
I did just have one on that said, " I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right".
Haha.
by SilverfireWolf on May 7th, 2008
Mine says "I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a s**t".
by JTP on January 16th, 2008
"Only you can prevent forest fires!"
then under it
"which is good because I've got shit to do"
by Anonymous on June 8th, 2007
If I don't remember it didn't happen.
What's your favorite Funny T-shirt? Share! =D
by Mr.Wolf aka Nicholas_1007 is back! =D on July 26th, 2011
| 8 people like this
Do I need to put the author of a quote if I put it on a t-shirt?
by rocklesson86 on July 31st, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Would you go to Jersey Shore to find a Jersey Whore?
by Have A Nice Day on April 29th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Im going a group holiday to marmaris, the girls want crop tops with MARMARIS 2012 and there names ont the back, any good sites to do this??
by bahbahox on May 27th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
If you see an old man wearing a Hawiian shirt on the street in Chicago, what do you think?
by GibsonGuy on June 21st, 2011
| 1 person likes this
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Comments
:)~ Funny
by turbowray on December 21st, 2006
Very funny.
by teknimage on December 31st, 2006
Are you sure they're real mom?!?!?!?! LOL (just kidding, just kidding!!!)
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
LOL well there you are my little friend and yes they are real..:)
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
hehehehe!(cuyghcough-soaremine-coughcough) I kinda figured! but you know how these things go, just gotta make sure!!! LOL
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
LOL I have not had implants, I TELL YOU LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
HEHEHEHE! I was in Hottopic (the mall) yesterday and some random guy walks up to
me and says "where did you get your implants done?" OMG I almost
smacked him!
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
No way, what a moron he is!! You should have said "where did you get your lobotomy done?"
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
I offered to castrate him... in a very kind way....LMAO
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
Cool, and yes that was a very nice thing to suggest lol
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
I thought so too! LOL He wasnt so enthusiastic! I cant imagin why people think its ok to be sooo rude!!!
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
I bet he was enthusiastic, he's a pig
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
well, I suppose a DD( not bragging! they're a pain) may be hard for some guys to walk by without commenting!
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
The size is different with every female. But no man has the right to make filthy or offensive comments. PIGS I tell you PIGS LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on December 31st, 2006
I knbow what you mean......PIGS!!!!!!
LOL how you doing?
by Miyaku on December 31st, 2006
crappy. We fell asleep and I just woke with a high fever. This bites..
by JUSTNORMAL on January 1st, 2007
oh! sorry to hear that! I know how that feels. I had a high fever and vomiting not a week ago!
by Miyaku on January 1st, 2007
Thanks, I feel worst today :(
by JUSTNORMAL on January 1st, 2007
(tear) I'm sorry! I keep you in mind and see if Hannah will come and see you!
by Miyaku on January 1st, 2007
Thanks Sweetie, Hannah is not the person here today UGH
by JUSTNORMAL on January 1st, 2007
Oh really? who is?
I need your help. Some guy named Bob Blaylock is giving me a rough time to go on the the question I posted about the incubus and succubus do you think you could try to help me?
by Miyaku on January 1st, 2007
SURE I will help
by JUSTNORMAL on January 3rd, 2007
I'd appreciate that! hes making me mad!!!
by Miyaku on January 3rd, 2007
Dont get mad Hun, lots of people dont understand, thats all. We all have our different beliefs
by JUSTNORMAL on January 3rd, 2007
But the ones that diss you because of your beliefs are the ones that make me mad! he even said that Valkin died from a drug over dose thats why he was seeing those things! I swear I wanna hit him!
by Miyaku on January 4th, 2007
I understand but everyone has their own opinion. PLUS who cares what others think? You know what happened.
by JUSTNORMAL on January 4th, 2007
I know.....It just irks me when people diss someone for their beliefs! Its almost as bad as murder!...well, sorta!
by Miyaku on January 4th, 2007
Just keep an open mind, everyone is entitled to their opionion so DONT make me come over there LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on January 4th, 2007
I'm horrible terrified of you!!! LOL NOT!!!!!!!! LMAO
by Miyaku on January 4th, 2007
Ok thats it, time out for you missy
by JUSTNORMAL on January 4th, 2007
Ummmmm....can i go to the bathroom first....?
by Miyaku on January 4th, 2007
NO, you need to go to the outhouse and cannot think about what you've done!!
by JUSTNORMAL on January 4th, 2007
Outhouse eh? ok!......<30 min. later>
Hey mom look, A 6 foot long black snake~!
by Miyaku on January 5th, 2007
Well, you're a vampire so suck his blood..Geeeeeeeeeeez
by JUSTNORMAL on January 5th, 2007
Oh no! not good enough! but you look aweful tastey! hehehehehe<evil snicker>
by Miyaku on January 5th, 2007
You are so bad lol
by JUSTNORMAL on January 5th, 2007
hehehehe! You know you love me!... You just dont know why! LOL
by Miyaku on January 5th, 2007
This is very true..LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on January 5th, 2007
How are you doing? better I hope!
by Miyaku on January 6th, 2007
Yes finally the headache is gone. OMG it lasted days!!
by JUSTNORMAL on January 6th, 2007
yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall drink to your health and pray that damn headache NEVER comes back! LOL Is it ok If I call you? I have nothing to do?
by Miyaku on January 6th, 2007
Or are you even home?
by Miyaku on January 6th, 2007
i konw am cute but you are...........
so back off
by vgal644 on January 29th, 2007
Where did that statement come from, did I miss something vgal? I didn't even see the poster talking to you, but to Justnormal? Just curious.
by turbowray on January 30th, 2007
I have no idea who that is, or where they came from Turbo. Guess its talking to itself lol
by JUSTNORMAL on January 30th, 2007
Guess who's back everyone????????
by Miyaku on January 30th, 2007
OMG where have you been?
by JUSTNORMAL on January 30th, 2007
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
In the grave Yard.....No kidding!
by Miyaku on January 30th, 2007
Tee hee, guess he/she is talking to him/herself, he/she has not even responded!
by turbowray on January 30th, 2007
OK I am confused here. Hey Miyaku? What are you talking about?
LOL@ Turbo
by JUSTNORMAL on January 30th, 2007
You asked me where I'd been, and I said "In the Grave Yard"!!!!
LOL
Whats so confusing about that???
{LOL}
by Miyaku on January 30th, 2007
Are you a grave digger lol?!
by turbowray on January 30th, 2007
No....{lol}
I was paying my respects to a dear friend that past last year.....
by Miyaku on January 30th, 2007
(((Miyaku))
by JUSTNORMAL on January 30th, 2007
yeah, what???
by Miyaku on January 31st, 2007
Sorry Miyaky. The ((( ))) is Justnormal sending you an online hug. :)~
by turbowray on January 31st, 2007
Thanks Turbo, not sure she understood.
by JUSTNORMAL on February 1st, 2007
I didn't think she did, but I used to get hugs all the time, on a site where I played solitair, so I am used to some online tactics, like this one. (((Justnormal)))
by turbowray on February 2nd, 2007
Yea me too and AOL uses that regularly. (((((Turbo)))))
by JUSTNORMAL on February 2nd, 2007
Thanks for the hugs!
by turbowray on February 2nd, 2007
Ummm....."cyberhugs"???...lol...ok! ((()))
by Miyaku on February 5th, 2007
thats for both of you!
by Miyaku on February 5th, 2007
You are welcome my sweet little friend
by JUSTNORMAL on February 5th, 2007
Awww ty Miyaku! (((Miyaku)))
You put the name of the one you are wanting to hug in between the ((( ))). I am glad you get it now tee hee!
by turbowray on February 5th, 2007
I know, isnt she the cutest?
by JUSTNORMAL on February 5th, 2007
Yes, she sounds so sweet! It is nice to meet you Miyaku!
by turbowray on February 5th, 2007
And its nice to meet you as well!!! =^_^=....So...Hows everyone doing???
by Miyaku on February 9th, 2007
Great now that it is Friday!! Woo-Hoo!!!!
by turbowray on February 9th, 2007
lol
I know what you mean!...but now its sunday!!!I havent been on in a while!...oops!
by Miyaku on February 11th, 2007
You are silly Miyaku
by JUSTNORMAL on February 16th, 2007
Yess...I am preciouss!!!(doing golum impression)...lol
by Miyaku on February 17th, 2007
LOL You crazy!!
by JUSTNORMAL on February 17th, 2007
Umm..I hope that you knew this before...right?...lol
by Miyaku on February 20th, 2007
That would be a YES LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on February 20th, 2007
Tee hee!
by turbowray on February 22nd, 2007
what are you snickering at Turbo? LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on February 22nd, 2007
:)~ Oh you know my friend! You are a blast Justnormal!
by turbowray on February 25th, 2007
LOL Thanks, and so are you. You just go to Vegas with Jodie and me, we could all be so bad
by JUSTNORMAL on February 25th, 2007
I am going June 1-6th with my mom!! She has never been there, I am soooo excited about taking her there!
by turbowray on February 28th, 2007
Awesome, where are you staying?
by JUSTNORMAL on February 28th, 2007
The stratosphere.
by turbowray on February 28th, 2007
Do you live in Vegas?
by turbowray on February 28th, 2007
The south point hotel casino and spa jusnmormal.
by turbowray on March 5th, 2007
Hmm never heard of that, is it on the strip or part of Old Vegas? No I dont live there, but been there many many times and I just love it
by JUSTNORMAL on March 5th, 2007
It was built in 2004 I believe and it just changed hands so it may have been called something different. Maybe south coast hotel and casino? Hope to see ya there Justnormal!!
by turbowray on March 13th, 2007
LOL I will be there, broke but there!!!
by JUSTNORMAL on March 14th, 2007
Sweet, I will let ya know where we will be found closer to the time to go!
by turbowray on March 14th, 2007
I wish I could afford to go (( I need to win the lottery, but of course I have to play it first LOL
by JUSTNORMAL on March 14th, 2007
Tee hee! I wish I could have that opportunity to meet you. You seem so nice!
by turbowray on March 14th, 2007
Thank you, you ARE nice, I can tell. Maybe someday we can meet!!
by JUSTNORMAL on March 14th, 2007
I look forward to it.
by turbowray on March 15th, 2007
That would be so much fun & we would get in SO much trouble..ohh well lol
by JUSTNORMAL on March 15th, 2007
Tee hee, I could see it now. But officer, were part of the AB family ha ha!
by turbowray on March 16th, 2007
LOL and "officer it isnt mine"
by JUSTNORMAL on March 16th, 2007
Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
by turbowray on March 17th, 2007
LOL I will say simply say "its hers"
by JUSTNORMAL on March 17th, 2007
Awww sis setting me up for a grounding allready, wait until I tell the parents tee hee!
by turbowray on March 18th, 2007
LOL They wont believe you ha ha..I am their favorite
by JUSTNORMAL on March 18th, 2007
They just say that to keep you from having a temper tantrum, tee hee!
by turbowray on March 24th, 2007
ha ha ha that shirt rocks!
by cayley on June 3rd, 2007
kool shirt girl! where can i find one?? :P +1
by Thyladri on June 20th, 2007
Ha ha ha. I need one of those shirts, they rock! Where can you find of the cool t shirts with writing on it?
by Life is beautiful...so am I on December 19th, 2007
Thyladri- You can get one at tshirthell.com
by otoko no onna on January 16th, 2008
lol great shirt
by BOOZE HOUND... nothing is nonsence on May 19th, 2008
lol
by Big Guy on July 23rd, 2008
mine says lady rebel it's personal
by Dottie on February 1st, 2009
lol nice!!
by Cupcake1201 on March 2nd, 2009