How do you think Santa can come down the chimeny if he's so fat?
by 
ArchieandJughead
ANSWERS: 6
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He doesn't, he just pick locks the door and goes in. Or he goes through the garage. He lays on the couch for a while and waits until the kid sleeps. You know what I'm saying parents?
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Santa is majic silly. He can do whatever he wants
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Same way he knows where to find all the kinds, and manages to deliver presents to the entire world in one night, all while being pulled in a sleigh by reindeer... Magic, silly!
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Although he may be morbidly obese, and the fact I dont have a chimney kind of puts the damper on that one. However, I do have a door and leave it unlocked for Santa.
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It's Christmas Magic, of course.
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Because he's Santa, that's why. He also manages to deliver toys to children all over the world, in one night (one long night that must be 24 hours long, taking into account time zone differences). And he manages to get all these toys together, even though before his big night he also spends a lot of time getting his picture taken with children (one child at a time, usually) after he has listened to them tell him what they want for Christmas.
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