How would you flirt with girls at an art museum?
by 
Coachmaster
ANSWERS: 8
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Start talking about a painting and ask her what she thinks about it.
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And then do you tell her that she's like the painting because she looks beautiful?
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Make intelligent sarcastic comments about Andy Warhol's car crash scenes.
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Run around the museum in a Van Gogh costume,with a fake part of an ear in your hand.
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You don't. Just go up to her and say, "I saw you admiring that painting/statue/ceramic/whatever. That's a nice piece. Let's go have lunch" (the art museum in Philly has a restaurant). Don't play games.
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"that statue of apollo's is not very lifelike is it"
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Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?
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I would just go up to her when she looking at a picture and ask her opinion.
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