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Sex is dirty, if you do it right.
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I used to be Snow White but I drifted
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Do it for the two ... not the one! ♥Satisfaction♥
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How many would you like: My father told me about the bird's and the bees, the liar - I went with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. Sex is bad for one.....but its great for two. Sex - the poor mans Polo. To err is human...but it feels devine.
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# My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading. Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) # Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen # Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet. St. Augustine # I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Tom Clancy
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Something one of my friends' grandmothers told her daughter on her wedding day "Men are animals. They want to do disgusting things. Just lie back and let him do what he wants. Think of something else." I laughed and laughed. But I wonder what the poor girl thought....hearing that on her wedding day and all.
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"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night." Woody Allen
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"It an't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean". or " I'm not big but I have a cute dismount".
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Sir Winston Churchill, prime minister of Great Britain during the Nazi air raids over London, once addressed the parliament. When he finished his address and sat down next to another conservative member of parliament, the man told him that his zipper was down. Without skipping a beat, Churchill said, "Oh, that's okay, that bird never leaves it's nest".
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once a knight,always a knight,but once a night is not enough
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It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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"If sex is doing 'what comes naturally,' why are there so many 'how to' books?" - Bette Midler
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it is third biggest cause of crimes n sins of this world after money n to make bigger than others(power n proud)-i respect sex only between husband-wife.
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...familiarity breeds consent...
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If, for you,sex is a pain in the ass...you're doing it all wrong!
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From a bumper sticker " Sex is like euchre - - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
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1."It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers 2."If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield 3."Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." Steve Martin. 4."When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." Mae West. 5."I'm BiSexual.That's the only way I have sex.I buy it" Rodney Dangerfield 6."I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." Elton John. 7. "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson 8."I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen 9."A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing." Phyllis Diller
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"And I still have kinky sex.... ...every time I get my prostate checked" --Sean Morey, "Magic Minivan"...
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Like one quote said here about 'not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean'...to which Jeff Foxworthy once said 'that may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat' LOL!
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"If you say 'Oh God' during sex, it's because he's there." --Darcy Steinke
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Don't be silly. Wrap your willy
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Make love to older women; they are so grateful. Ben Franklin
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If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it the wrong way.
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"Sex is like the game of bridge, you either need a good partner or a great hand." Woody Allen.
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