yo momma's nose is so big she blown it last week and caused major hurricanes

My momma may have sat next to everybody but yo momma is soooo fat she sat ON everybody

I am sorry.....I dont have a mamma....Me and my daddy share yours....;)

Your mother is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued"..........I guess that's why when she went out this morning wearing high heels she came home wearing flats.

Yo mama said "No yo mama battles!" :(

Yo mama so old she owes jesus 5 bucks.

Yo mama is SO poor, when she goes to KFC, she licks other peoples fingers.

and yo momma's so hideous, when she went to walmart last Haloween people passed comments about how scarey her mask was except... she weren't wearing one

yo mama's so ugly her lipstick slides back in...

yo mama so fat she's in both sides of the family

Yo momma glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can see people wavin'

its no challenge... yo momma still has to approve your submission and she wont cuz she knows you will loose *.*

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Yo Mama so dirty, that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

yo mama so fat that your dad has to roll a mile to get off her

Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales sang "We are family"

Yo mama is so dumb she thought Ron Paul was a Simpsons charachter

yo mamma so fat when ur daddy told her it was chilly outside she came out runnin with a spoon

yo mama so stupid when the weather said it was gonna be chili outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon yummmm :D lol bahahahahahahaha

yo mama so stupid when they said it was going to be chilly outside she went out and brought a bowl and a spoon yummmmmmmm lol bahahahahah :D

Not me..everything you said I would end up having to say..yeah thats true..suck the fun right out of it..LMAO

Yo' mama so ugly, you need to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Oh Pweeze tell me I did not just hear you put my mama into battle....tell me I did not hear it boyeeeeeeee...OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT...all up in yo mamma's face n-airy=thang you trippin no mean? You straight up T R I P P I N.....;=

Me. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out. Taste the rainbow Byatch!

Your mama so stupid she tried to copy Spiderman by lactating!!

Your mama so unlucky, she suffers from pre-mature lactation!

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed. Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl. Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ! Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo Mama so supid, she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund! Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test. Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!