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by AmorousLilith on September 16th, 2008

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Whats the best way to kill a zombie?

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  • by Done. never again. on September 16th, 2008

    Done. never again.

    I think you chop off it's head. Refer to Symbeline's for a better answer. :)

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  • by Symbeline on September 16th, 2008

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    Destroy the brain, this is what controls them. Don't try to shoot them anywhere but in the head, even if you cut it to pieces, if it can crawl and roll after you, it will. The head contains the brain, which gives it its motorized functions and primal motivation, it must be destroyed. Decapitation will also work, the body will cease to function; however, the head will still be alive as long as the brain itself is not destroyed, so stay away from the head.
    Also, fire will destroy them, but this is not recommended, unless you plan it out.

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  • by LookOverThere on September 16th, 2008

    LookOverThere

    Read it a bedtime story.

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  • by Chris on September 16th, 2008

    Chris

    Go for the brains, chop off the head, and poke its eyes out with a fork. Then, for fun, you can practice your Tae Kwon Do, on the headless body...

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  • by sm00z on September 16th, 2008

    sm00z

    Shoot him up with an overdose of embalming fluid.

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  • by Takei-Shihan on September 16th, 2008

    Takei-Shihan

    Classic voodoo zombies can be defeated by decapitation and incineration/cremation ... while the "Dawn of the Dead" type of zombie will need to be sprayed with a neutralizing chemical (the liquid in the drums that the first test soldier zombies were stored in) ... then they can be carefully incinerated ... be sure to use an incinerator with extra fine filters on the exhaust, as the ashes will need to be run through a series of acidic and alkaline solvents to destroy the zombie causing chemicals.

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  • by DudeLer 2 on September 16th, 2008

    DudeLer 2

    Just stop believing zombies exist.
    Unbelief is the biggest killer.

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  • by ZombieJesus on September 16th, 2008

    ZombieJesus

    Just destroy the brain. Whether you spear it through the eye, hit it with a blunt object, or put it on fire.

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  • by Brian I on September 16th, 2008

    Brian I

    Go back to sleep and start a new dream.

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  • by MarthaStewart on November 20th, 2008

    MarthaStewart

    By turning off the TV

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  • by LarryH54 on September 17th, 2008

    LarryH54

    Decapitation works on just about anything. [except the Hydra] If you need to destroy the brain, just have an elephant step on it. ;)

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  • by Squirrel Face on September 17th, 2008

    Squirrel Face

    I'm going with the Shaun of the Dead routine of hitting it in the head with a crickett bat or throwing crappy records at it.

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