Whats the best way to kill a zombie?
by 
AmorousLilith
ANSWERS: 12
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Shoot him up with an overdose of embalming fluid.
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Go back to sleep and start a new dream.
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Destroy the brain, this is what controls them. Don't try to shoot them anywhere but in the head, even if you cut it to pieces, if it can crawl and roll after you, it will. The head contains the brain, which gives it its motorized functions and primal motivation, it must be destroyed. Decapitation will also work, the body will cease to function; however, the head will still be alive as long as the brain itself is not destroyed, so stay away from the head. Also, fire will destroy them, but this is not recommended, unless you plan it out.
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Just destroy the brain. Whether you spear it through the eye, hit it with a blunt object, or put it on fire.
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I think you chop off it's head. Refer to Symbeline's for a better answer. :)
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Just stop believing zombies exist. Unbelief is the biggest killer.
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Go for the brains, chop off the head, and poke its eyes out with a fork. Then, for fun, you can practice your Tae Kwon Do, on the headless body...
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Read it a bedtime story.
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Classic voodoo zombies can be defeated by decapitation and incineration/cremation ... while the "Dawn of the Dead" type of zombie will need to be sprayed with a neutralizing chemical (the liquid in the drums that the first test soldier zombies were stored in) ... then they can be carefully incinerated ... be sure to use an incinerator with extra fine filters on the exhaust, as the ashes will need to be run through a series of acidic and alkaline solvents to destroy the zombie causing chemicals.
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I'm going with the Shaun of the Dead routine of hitting it in the head with a crickett bat or throwing crappy records at it.
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Decapitation works on just about anything. [except the Hydra] If you need to destroy the brain, just have an elephant step on it. ;)
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By turning off the TV
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