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by RFlagg on December 6th, 2006

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I've decided to be a saint, what shall I be the patron saint of?

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  • by Roger Kovaciny on December 7th, 2006

    Roger Kovaciny

    Try being the patron saint of losers. Either you'll stay busy all the time, or they'll leave you completely alone because they don't know who they are.

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  • by Im Alec has abandoned this account on December 7th, 2006

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    People who answers silly questions.

    My Saint!! I pray to you!!

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  • by tripwire on December 7th, 2006

    tripwire

    Toasted Sandwiches

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  • by universalight on December 7th, 2006

    universalight

    Moustaches and little red riding hoods!!!!

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  • by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on December 6th, 2006

    yoho05 reminds you to DYOH

    chalk drawings.
    or maybe beards.
    or maybe lost socks.
    or maybe dying plants - everyone has one of those in their house and if they recover, you'll get all the credit YAY!!!

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  • by UFOpants on December 6th, 2006

    UFOpants

    Of cooking Roasted Garlic Chicken, because thats what i thought your avatar was...

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  • by Coheed on December 6th, 2006

    Coheed

    Pudding.

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  • by mrsmayfield on December 7th, 2006

    mrsmayfield

    patron saint of really bad tribute bands

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  • by dodgefan on December 7th, 2006

    dodgefan

    become the patron saint of Jack Daniels, and i will drink to you on every special occasion ;)

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  • by KillYourPets on December 7th, 2006

    KillYourPets

    Pidgins, they are getting some bad press around here lately and they need your support...

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  • by jenniferx on December 7th, 2006

    jenniferx

    latex

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  • by JUSTNORMAL on December 7th, 2006

    JUSTNORMAL

    I think you could be the Saint of Answerbag. :)

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  • by Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano on December 6th, 2006

    Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano

    Panhandlers!

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  • by Dinocex on December 6th, 2006

    Dinocex

    No, actually Coheed its more like Kodak film.

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  • by Mr. McClister on December 6th, 2006

    Mr. McClister

    Fakes and Liars

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  • by Bonedry on December 7th, 2006

    Bonedry

    Let's see, OH, I'VE GOT IT! Please become the Sacred Saint Patron of All Thine Lost Socks! When adorned with your pendant, we could clutch it in our hand, and pray unto your special guidance to help us all find those elusive matches now alone, due to their mysterious vanishing acts in the dryer?

    You could help people find those lost soul warming friends for us, and more in number than McDonalds has sold in hamburgers! Peace!

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  • by AntigoneRising on December 7th, 2006

    AntigoneRising

    Indecision (exemplified by your avatar frenzy)

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  • by Elleonora on December 7th, 2006

    Elleonora

    you could become the patron saint of people who dont know what the f### they should do with their lives, but hey, its only a suggestion

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  • by justinoldguy on December 7th, 2006

    justinoldguy

    Modesty or Humility?

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  • by anonymous on December 6th, 2006

    anonymous

    butlers and beards of course!

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  • by ChrisDG on December 7th, 2006

    ChrisDG

    3 options.

    1)I vote you should be the patron saint of tin openers. These poor guys never get any recognition or reward for their efforts, yet a kitchen without a tin opener is a very poor kitchen indeed.

    2)Empty petrol tanks. That way, when I fail for the 3rd time that month to try and make a 20 mile trip on nothing but fumes and my car stops, I can finally blame it on someone other than me.

    3)You could be the patron saint of patron saints. If they don't already have one. That would make you the uber patron saint (UPS). We could give you a cool brown uniform of stupid looking shorts and an itchy shirt to match your namesake. Fantastic.

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