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RFlagg
ANSWERS: 21
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Pudding.
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Of cooking Roasted Garlic Chicken, because thats what i thought your avatar was...
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Fakes and Liars
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No, actually Coheed its more like Kodak film.
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chalk drawings. or maybe beards. or maybe lost socks. or maybe dying plants - everyone has one of those in their house and if they recover, you'll get all the credit YAY!!!
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butlers and beards of course!
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Panhandlers!
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Moustaches and little red riding hoods!!!!
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Toasted Sandwiches
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I think you could be the Saint of Answerbag. :)
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People who answers silly questions. My Saint!! I pray to you!!
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latex
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Pidgins, they are getting some bad press around here lately and they need your support...
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become the patron saint of Jack Daniels, and i will drink to you on every special occasion ;)
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Try being the patron saint of losers. Either you'll stay busy all the time, or they'll leave you completely alone because they don't know who they are.
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Indecision (exemplified by your avatar frenzy)
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Let's see, OH, I'VE GOT IT! Please become the Sacred Saint Patron of All Thine Lost Socks! When adorned with your pendant, we could clutch it in our hand, and pray unto your special guidance to help us all find those elusive matches now alone, due to their mysterious vanishing acts in the dryer? You could help people find those lost soul warming friends for us, and more in number than McDonalds has sold in hamburgers! Peace!
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you could become the patron saint of people who dont know what the f### they should do with their lives, but hey, its only a suggestion
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3 options. 1)I vote you should be the patron saint of tin openers. These poor guys never get any recognition or reward for their efforts, yet a kitchen without a tin opener is a very poor kitchen indeed. 2)Empty petrol tanks. That way, when I fail for the 3rd time that month to try and make a 20 mile trip on nothing but fumes and my car stops, I can finally blame it on someone other than me. 3)You could be the patron saint of patron saints. If they don't already have one. That would make you the uber patron saint (UPS). We could give you a cool brown uniform of stupid looking shorts and an itchy shirt to match your namesake. Fantastic.
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patron saint of really bad tribute bands
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Modesty or Humility?
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