If you could have your own tv show reality or quiz what would it be called and how could I win?
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Judge for the Stupid! It's a reality show where I get to be the Judge in a court of law and my word is final. No attorneys are allowed, unless they wish to subject themselves to the same penalty as their client, should their client lose. My witness stand will have a backstop behind it. I take only the stupid cases that should never have gone to court in the first place. Like the lady who got pregnant and sued a pharmacist for not telling her she wasn't supposed to put the spermicidal birth control jelly on toast and eat it, even though the instructions told her how to use it. Or the guy who was rear ended and the drivers seat collapsed causing injuries which made him a quadraplegic and sued the automobile factory for defective seat mounts...when he had caused the accident in the first place by backing up on an interstate to get to the exit he missed. Darwin Awards will be liberally awarded. You win by being chosen from the studio audience to give out the Darwin Award, not by being a plaintiff.
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