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Get the hell outta my store, then ask the lady if she needs to call the police!
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"I'm not quite sure. I didn't bring my Ape Reference Guide". Realistically, though, I probably wouldn't say anything. I'd just raise my eyebrow and walk away.
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A Couple Of Idiots;)
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I'd just give a smirk and a guffaw. lol.
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A dumbass
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a big piehole.
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absolutely nothing
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"Since when is that your business?"
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Whatever i wanna look at .. how about you? .. what are you looking at?
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I'd say.. Just curious, never seen anyone with no manners before...
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I'd say "Ok I know you ain't lookin at me"..."You CAN"T be talkin at me NO WAY FOOL...You be TRIPPIN...You must want my home boy to sho you how yo aint lookin and talkin at me....Ya You betta run..."IN YO FACE" FOO.....No Mean?
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" Oh..well...I know I should not tell this to you but...I think I have to...Mmmm...your fly is open and it's obvious you're not wearing a pantie"
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I would say "do you need any help? You sound very upset"! Happy Saturday! :)
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I would give him one of those looks that could kill and walk away. He is looking for attention and I would try not to give him any.
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Oh, I can answer this from practical experience! "An *sshole. You wanna discuss this outside or do you wanna just drop the issue now?"
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Oooohhh! Not only street theatre, but they're breaking the fourth wall as well! Bravo!!! (applause) Then I would walk away before he had a chance to beat me up for sarcasm.
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"oh you can tackle people your own size then":)
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"I don't know yet. I'm still trying to figure you out."
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Calm down!!! You might talk too a woman like that but if your comments are supposed to be frightening they are not frightening me.
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I'd show my badge and simply state: "I'm looking at man who's working himself into a lather that could quickly land himself in jail"
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I wouldn't be looking in the first place. Who cares?
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You, looking like an idiot.
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At first I thought I was looking at a man- then I realized this couldn't be right because no real man would treat a lady so disrespectfully
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you ass breath. Then I would run real fast to the produce section.
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I'd say, "the bottom of the gene pool."
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I wouldn't say anything. I'd walk away.
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A f'n moron.
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I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio. -Booger
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An idiot with a big mouth.
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This shirt, would you believe I bought this for 50 bucks just last week and now it's marked down to 30 dollars! Can you believe this!
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hahah I have hd this happen to me, I am lucky enough to usually observe something about the idiot to make a witty comeback with
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Just lookn' at a class A jackass that's all, have a nice day, and walk off.
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