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by psych31mwo says call me Mark on June 4th, 2007
Do your best movie preview announcer voice and say
"Hello, and welcome to Moviefone!
If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1 now. If you'd like to choose from a list of current movies, press 2 now. To hear a list of movies playing at a particular theater, press 3 now."
by Arisztid on June 3rd, 2007
"Michigan Morgue
You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
If they're nice, we put 'em on ice.
If they're not, we let 'em rot.
How may I help you?"
-- or --
"Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe... Lawyers extrordinaire..."
-- or --
"You have reached the law offices of Nickem, Stabem, and Run... how may I direct your call?"
-- or --
"Roadkill Cafe... you kill it we grill it..."
No wonder why KeyshaJ does not want me answering the phone. Ok, I do not like answering the phone.
by green_grape member of PATT and NGNL on June 3rd, 2007
i always say, "bueno!" to answer the phone.
by Midnighttoker on June 3rd, 2007
pick it up and say good-bye.
by anonymous on December 5th, 2006
City morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em.
by Wendigo on December 5th, 2006
Heaven, god speaking.
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on October 4th, 2007
"Yello" (with a dragged-out "Y").
by tqj2004 on June 3rd, 2007
Along the lines of cazhead's answer:
Bill's Taxidermy - you snuff em we stuff em.
by Roger Kovaciny on December 5th, 2006
"Good morning," "Good afternoon," or "Good evening."
I worked a long time ago for a druggist who used to drink behind the counter with his brother on Saturday nights, and sometimes he'd pick up the phone and say "what do YOU want?" and similar things that would crack me up. I was too naive at the time to realize they were drinking.
by EL1 2 on December 4th, 2006
Epstein residence, this is Eli speaking. Our weekly special is the three-pepper pizza. How may I forward your call?
by Coheed on December 4th, 2006
Hello has always worked for me.
by interested on November 12th, 2009
vandalay industries... ?
by SideshowTramp on November 12th, 2009
Hi. You've reached ______'s Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria... where your loss is our sauce. As always... its a guarantee that no fetus can beat us or its on the house. Today's special is the 'Drunken Party Girl' where you rape 'em and we scrape 'em.
by Symbeline on November 12th, 2009
Waddup foo!
by Firebrand on November 12th, 2009
Hell Lo that is how I answer my Cell.
by laser on November 12th, 2009
Hey!
by Anonymous D on February 28th, 2009
When I was little, my dad used to always walk to the phone saying, "Hello, this is Harry Cemetery. If you're good you go to Heaven. If you're bad you go to..."and just as he answered, he'd finish the rhyme with, "...Hell-o". Thankfully the person on the phone only heard the hello part and weren't subjected to the torture like everyone in the room. lol
by Anonymous on February 28th, 2009
Salam?
by Chosun One on October 4th, 2007
"Quickie Mart!" in the voice of dude from The Simpsons.
by LadyLuck on October 4th, 2007
"Who is this?!"
by Dugster on October 5th, 2007
It's your dime!(yes,I have been around since phonecalls cost 10 cents)
by tomsims on December 5th, 2006
Heaven's elevator. Going up or down?
Tom here, How in the world are you?
Beep, beep, beep.
by anonymous on December 5th, 2006
I've heard a fair few in my time. I tend to sort of burble insanly on the phone because I find it weird hearing a disembodied voice, so my mum usually says 'excuse the babbling fool, hello, may I ask who is calling?'
by Anonymous on December 4th, 2006
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he intended the greeting to be "Ahoy"
I like the part in the movie "Elf" where he answers the phone, "Buddy the elf. What's your favorite color?"
by gerrik on December 5th, 2006
hello me speaking, or greetings it is i
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 5th, 2007
"Ok, you got me. What can I say?"
by Brian I on October 5th, 2007
"War Office, wanna fight?"
by Kazawary on October 20th, 2008
Ola Popalina
by Cyanotic Wasp on October 20th, 2008
Andy's Abortions: You rape 'em, we scrape, 'em. No fetus can beat us. Got a problem?
by anonymous on December 6th, 2007
hello,insane asylum, craaaaaaaazy speaking
by koldkanuck on December 6th, 2007
Is this the person with whom I'm speaking?
by MrBLT needs to be contained on October 5th, 2007
What's poppin!
by The Piper at the Gates of Dawn on October 5th, 2007
yo, yo, yo, how's it hangin'?
by needled247 on December 4th, 2006
You rang.
or
HALLOOO!! THIS IS THE INTERNATIONAL BREAKFAST BAR!!!
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