What's your favorite quote from Sgt. Hartmann in "Full Metal Jacket"? I'm partial to "IF THERE'S ONE THING I CANNOT STAND, IT IS AN UNLOCKED FOOTLOCKER!"
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Speaking of Full Metal Jacket... Before I ever saw that movie I was under the impression it was a comedy, given how everyone always jovially quoted various 'Dammit Private Pyle!' commands. Suffice to say the movie was different from what I expected.
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Can't remember exactly, it was something about getting the head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
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I have 3: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT!! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!! Sgt. Hartman: "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?" Sgt. Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
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"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human bleeping beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian bleep."
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"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"
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"Five foot four? That's amazing, I didn't know you could stack shit that high!!"
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I totally love this characterization. I mean totally. R. Lee Ermey is immortalized in this role. People may forget everything else he did, but this will be remembered. It's hard to pick a favorite. One that I like to remember, that has not yet been mentioned, is: "If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now!" Find more here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
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Are you trying to get us all banned from AB? haha. We'll here's mine: "Where are you from? -Texas Texas huh? Only 2 things I know come from texas, steers and queers, and you sure don't look like a steer to me. -uhh... Don't play dumb soldier, You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
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Most of the good ones can be found at these links: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/1888/ http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/1889/
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"Ima scared of the dark"
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Happy Birthday dear Jesus ...
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I am going to rip off your nuts,so you cannott contaminate the rest of the world.
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