How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
by 
Kim Siever
ANSWERS: 5
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Four. One to say opening prayer. One to switch the bulbs. One to say closing prayer. One to serve refreshments.
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Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
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actually they can't change a light bulb, there is too much technology involved in changing a light bulb and the use of a light bulb, it is frowned upon using a light bulb!
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twenty cuz there dumb!!!!
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i thought it was: - 1 man to pray the light will revitalize. 1 woman, the man's wife, enlisted during couple's prayer to also pray the light will come back on. 4 children joining mom and dad on the family fast & prayer so the light will reawaken. 2 home teachers praying that the light will reilluminate, and reporting to the EQP about the family's problem with the light. 17 members of Elder's Quorum joining in a special fast for the family and the light they have lost. 183 no 147 no 119 no 89 active believing members of the man's ward dedicating a special fast sunday to the family's problem with the light they have lost. Oh may the lord grant them the light anew. 1 agnostic building custodian to change the light.
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