Whats the funniest thing you've seen printed on a shirt?
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Mediocritycomplex
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I saw this earlier today... I wanna order it...
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Here's another great one:
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Here are some great ones off engrish.com:
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I MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM'S GETTING BETTER!!
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Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing.
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"Missouri loves company" (Missouri borders eight other states)
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this small breasted 30ish woman wore a shirt that had the caption "keep your hands off my tuts" with a pick of king tut over each of her perky breasts.
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Two really big water melons, that made me laugh, a woman walked down the street in my conservative little bubble of a village The olds nearly all fell off their chairs.
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Truth behind every personal ad placed by men.
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"Drink apple juice because O.J. will kill you."
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2 Good ones. I couldn't find the one I saw that said "I see dumb people". It was in the form of a eye check chart. A AAA AAAAA AAAAAAA etc.
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This made me laugh sooo hard the first time I saw it!
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Dik4
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I have several that I wear all the time: Your Village Called, Their Idiot is Missing. Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! and my favorite: My Mind works like lightning! One brilliant flash and it's gone.
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I wish these were brains.
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"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole". I have this shirt, and wear it often.
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SHOW ME YOUR TITS i saw it in New York and was like o.O
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A guy at the gym was wearing a tee shirt that had sexual positions of geckos illustrated on the entire shirt (not just the front). I thought it had something to do with Geico Insurance, but it turned out that it wasn't. swabby
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:O) this is one of the best
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..sorry the last pic wasnt very clear.. :O)
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GOT BUSH?
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Missouri loves Company
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"Stop staring at my Shirt."
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I saw one the other day that said,"Democrats are sexy. Whoever heard of a sweet piece of elephant?" I am republican, but that is funny, I dont care who you are!
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worn on a fat guy.... i beat anorexia lol
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My best friend's boyfriend went fishing with us and he had a t-shirt that had a hog mounting a hunter and it read "How you like your hogmeat now". Inappropriate but outrageous.
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Gotta be the PEN!!!
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^ | | | The man The myth The Legend | | | *down arrow*
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haven't seen that many, but i think the once where it says i'm with stupied ----> and then there goes your friend beside you.. And: The only bush i trust, is my own. (=
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I'VE FOUND JESUS! (He was behind the sofa the whole time.) or I LOVE GOD (It's his followers that really piss me off!)
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"They're real, the shirt isn't"
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This one I found funny because it belonged to a guy in our office who hates it when guys wear the color pink. So his wife bought him a pink T-Shirt that said "My black shirt is in the wash"
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"I see dumb people!"
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Jesus loves you. (Everyone else thinks you're a cunt)
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Life's a big shit sandwhich. Every day's another bite.
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I once saw a shirt hanging in a window of a shop on 42nd Street in NYC. It had a "letter" imprinted on the front that read: Auntie Em, Hate You. Hate Kansas. Took the dog. Dorothy
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Well i have two of them. One says on the front of the shirt "How do you keep and idiot busy? (For answer, look on the back.)" Then on the back of the shirt it says "How do you keep an idoit busy? (For answer, look on the front.)" Get it? The second one is a T-shirt that has a picture of a basset hound (Ya know, the long low wiener dogs) and beneath the picture it says "I LOVE MY WIENER!" :-)
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a pair of hands that are open in the front and the saying, those look heavy let me hold them for you. In referance to her boobs.
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There is a face above this!! lolz.
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I bartend, and I was swamped. Being a girl of 5'2, I tend to have to pretty much look up to everyone to take their order. But when I looked up to get the next order, the guy was so tall all I saw were these words in front of me: YES I'M SEVEN FEET TALL Told him I loved his shirt, he said his grandma made it for him. He said it saves him at least 2 hours of answering the same stupid question all night whenever he wears it-especially at the bar with drunk people. I'll never forget it.
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I hear voices in my head...and they don't like you.
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"Objects under shirt are larger than they appear."
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what are you fu**ing looking at funny at the time
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"I'm With Stupid".....my wife wears the shirt... The arrow points to me.
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If you follow college football, particularly the SEC, you'll know that the University of Alabama had been looking for a head coach. I saw a shirt that said "No, I will NOT coach your legendary team". Very fitting for the "will you be our coach" scenario that had taken place there.
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I saw one in Mexico, with a logo that looked like the Coca Cola logo, the same font. Instead of Coca Cola it said Coma Caca...It means Eat S**t!
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you looked better on myspace. i love those shirts
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My sister has a tee-shirt that states: If you think Im a Bitch, you should meet my mom!
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A shirt that says " He's hung like a hamster" with an arrow pointing to the right.
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there are sooo many but for this one i will go geeky just because i dont think anyone has yet, "C:DOS C:DOSRun Run DOS Run" LOL i know im a geek but whatever
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It said, "There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't."
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Your village called and their idiot is missing--perhaps not THE funniest, but I found it humorous.
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I support tqo teams - Australia and anyone playing against New Zealand.
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it state *SLAP* you have been bitch slapped! you are now my bitch! tie my shoe bitch!
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These 2-- Ya have to click on them to see the whole thing (duh).
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The pic uploaded but didn't show up.I had this problem yesterday and logged off.Then when i logged back on.It was posted.
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It's not PMS. It's YOU.
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One I got for a friend who is a cop - "Civil Disobedience is Still Disobedience" :) It too can be yours at http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html
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i cant find the picture right now but it showed a picture of a vaccuum and right next to it, it said this shirt sucks hahahaha
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i saw one with a picture of a like arabian shiek and it said "so sheik". and for those of you just tuning in that's a play on "so chic".
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My brother wears some really great shirts from Jinx, but recently I saw a shirt in a magazine that said, "Scientologists Make Better Actors" it was of course referring to Tom Cruise who I love, even though he's crazy.
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GO F-CK YO-RSELF Would you like to buy a vowel?
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My dad's cool vintage 'Hello Satan!' shirt. I love that thing.
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"If nobody saw it, then I didn't do it!" "It's cute how you think I'm listening..." On the front: "Kids are great!" On the back: " 'Specially 'round tax time!" I saw one with Woody Woodpecker that says "The OTHER morning wood-pecker." I think that one's classic.
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I have a friend who has a t-shirt that is funny. I hate it when she wears it. It attracts a lot of attention from some not so desirable men. On the front it reads........Who need big tits. On the back it reads.........When you have an ASS like mine. It fits her. She got da bubble gum. LOL
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Gone to my happy place back soon!
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I saw this bootlegged ecko unlimited shirt, and the rhino was stabbed in its stomach. LOL
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I saw a T-shirt that said -- YES I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU -
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I can't choose... seriously, I have been shopping at this site for weeks trying to narrow it down; I'm going to go broke - http://www.palmercash.com/girls-vintage-vantage-t-shirts.asp
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For some reason, out of the hundreds of funny shirts I've seen, these stuck with me.
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Nothing beats my highschool's club/band/sports shirts... the goal was to make them as risque as possible without getting banned... shirts were banned all the time. The remedy: duct tape-ing over the innapropriate stuff. The administration DID not like this.
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"I'm not ADD, I just....oh, look, it's a chicken!" I still bust into fits of laughter every time i think about it.
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The pot calling the kettle black T-shirt below is In the top 10
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I have so many I can't pick just one. "Overworked and Underf**ked" is uncensored "I'm Not a gynacologist But I'll take a look!" I could go on and on...
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Front asks "If illegals were cockroaches what would get get rid of them?" Back is a big can of; "INS -RAID" Or the myspace spoof; "lick here to add me as a friend" with the mouse pointer aiming towards the crotch! Priceless
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There is a man at work who wore a t-shirt once that had a picture of a clock on it with eyes and a mouth and on top of it, it was wearing a cowboy hat. Underneath the picture it said 'My face leaves town at noon. Be on it'.
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On the front of the shirt it says: Lost your Cat? And on the back it says: Try looking under my rear tire.
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i just saw one a few days ago and it was pretty cool it said "stop looking at my shirt"
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WWCD What Would Cher Do? I was in Key West at the time.
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"Everything is bigger in Texas!"
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i saw a cute girl that was pregnant with a shirt that said, trust me, i'm a virgin
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i love these
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i have a plain white t-shirt with a DOT on it that says this is my halloween costume
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WORK HARDER the people on welfare are depending on you
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Don't have the pics for them but: "I'm in shape - round is a shape!" "World's largest source of natural gas" "MAKE 7" (front) "UP YOURS" (back)
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On the front; "How to keep an idiot busy, see back." On the back; "How to keep an idiot busy, see front." Kept me busy for nearly ten minutes...
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(front) Bomb Disposal Technician. (back) If you see me running try to keep up.
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Dallas Cowboys
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"Your mom is hot, but your sister does that thing with her tongue" -Seen...on my brother.
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"ill let you read my shirt if you let me read yours" not the funniest but pretty good one
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"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
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I have the first one and my husband has the second.
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bush/cheney 2004
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Jesus Shaves http://www.bustedtees.com/images/jesusshaves.354.product_featured.jpg
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Oh, boy I know mine: "I stole this t-shirt from a homeless guy - why he had a t-shirt saying this, I will never know"
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It's Easter! show me your tits. haha That one I found at Tshirthell.com
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It was a bright pink T-shirt that said sth along the line off: I've sailed the 7 seas, seen goats f*** in markets, people beaten up by police, the crack whores of Hollywood, but nowhere have I seen such sh**e as this T-shirt. If anyone has seen the same one and remembers the whole text, please let me know!!
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my friend has a shirt that says "be nice to your brother, his friends might be hot" and i have a shirt that says" im confused...no wait, maybe im not..."(it fits me well)and another that says"for the record, I dumped HIM" and there were a few more, but i cant remember them right now.
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I have three - one of them says "Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!" And the other has a picture of a guy running after a bus and the caption says, "Stop! Let my friend Jack off!". I used to wear it to high school and it drove the teachers crazy but because it was a pun none of them could really say anything without admitting to their dirty minds :o) Lastly, I have one that says, "God must love stupid people, he made so many of them."
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'cheer up goth'
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