by 
sm00z
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got a little bit to much cheese with his whine :P
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It's cold down here.
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Here lies _____. If you listen close enough, you can still hear [him/her] complain.
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Just spell their name wrong ... that will be enough.
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"I told you I was sick"
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Howcome my stone isn't as big as the guy beside me?
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"She finally found her 'perfect place',..dressed beautifully, and no-one to compete with."
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But I wasn't finished!
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He never felt life was fair, I wonder if he thinks this is any better.
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Finally.... Peace and Quiet
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''STFU FINALLY''
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WHY ME?
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Here lies (name of whiner) In life I complained Death won't make me refrain
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Gone but not forgotten (We can still hear his rants ringing in our ears)
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Here I lie, even though I sucked the life out of so many.
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I didn't want to die like that.
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"Woe is me...why me why me why me?"
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Here Lies Al Fabet Renowned Whine Expert
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Here she rests in silence...finally
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Here lies a whiner About four feet deep Probably still whining because He thinks his tombstone's too cheap.
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Peace at last..LOL
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lifes a bitch session and then he died. or only death could stop her bitching...rip
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I wanted wahburger and cries!!!!!!!
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******* Here Lies C.M.Whine ******* Died from his belly aching ... Shot!
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here lies whiney baby in her pearls and lace and if she hadn't whined then maybe she'd be in that heavenly place!
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Be nice, now. Nothing anyone can do about this one!
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Thank god, finally a little peace & quiet
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It's too hot in here.
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Here lies Whinging Whiner,died moaning what could have been finer!
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Here he lies Under the skies Where he told you he would be. You ignored As he snored His plaintive cries and did not see 'twas something wrong Not just his song That led to this sad death decree. ___________________________ Nahh .... Let's try this one: "You should have listened to me" or ... "I bet you're sorry now." or ... "The weather's fine. Wish you were here." or ... "Dear me ..." or ... "I'm still miserable." or ... "What do you mean by, 'Out of his suffering now?'"
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No fair! I wasn't reaaaaadddddy to goooo!
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This dude was a real dope He cussed the horses that he stole And bitched about being hung With a brand new rope.
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He can't do it anymore...
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'When I got some cheese with that whine, I choked to death on it"
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Boo Hoo look at me I'm all dead and you are'nt. Boo Hoo, I wish I were you.
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Aww mannn!!!
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"In case of emergency break glass: a pair of earplugs inside."
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Whew!
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He/She will wine no more.
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"Complain *now*, jag-off. RIP" ;-)
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Here he lies No tears, no breath He whined and cried Himself to death
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Finally some peace and quiet.
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"You can't hear him when he's buried six feet undergorund, can you?"
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"plant flowers here, this lot is irrigated, he's probably crying a river right now"
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She died because she deserved it.
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Maybe THIS will shut him/her up!
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Here lies .... in death he will achieve what he never achieved in life....silence....
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Why did you guys bury me in this suite/dress? I look fat...
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ooooo... "I told you I'd just die if I didn't get the phone I wanted"
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Member of good standing- Republican party.
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