by 
sloppywet
ANSWERS: 16
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Lol. Not mentioning would be a good start. :p
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dont wear anything flourescent. learn to walk sneakily. make sure you concentrate on your stalkee and dont get distracted by things in shop windows
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When you call your stalkee don't start laughing. Big mistake.
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yeah i been a stalker ash LMD and Janae with the plunging neck line..
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Well, first off you have to completely loose your mind...:p
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Please don't. I've had one and it's terrifying. Here are some characteristics if you decide to go down that path though: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/7050 Pretty please? Don't.
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yea........ DONT STALK SOME ONE!!!!!!!! if ur even considering doing that then u r seriously retarded nd have some serious mental issues
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Make sure you start out with an innocuous stalking target like your neighbor's poodle and work your way up to bipeds once you build up your confidence. Start working on facial twitches and strangely forceful speech patterns - practice in a mirror. Buy night vision goggles and a high tech digital camcorder and start filming conversations between yourself and a duct-taped Barbie doll. Put up a wall, you know a stalker wall with pictures of your target interspersed with pictures of supermodels with their nostrils cut out and completely random newspaper clippings with even more random words circled in red sharpie marker ink. Every self-respecting stalker has a wall. Start wearing a bra. No, not on your head. Get yourself some really good walking shoes - velcro is preferred.
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Make sure she doesn't own a gun.
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Youre doing just fine buddy, keep up thee good work! You will be a pro in no time at all! :O
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Um, aren't you already one?
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Yeah, hire a proctologist and a lawyer now. You are going to need the doctor after you get kicked in the **** and the lawyer to keep you out of jail.
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Dude no one likes anyone one who stalks! Seriously think about it.
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Get a bullet-proof vest.
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You can stalk me all you want, sloppywet! I know who you really are :)
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Get a job with Blackwater in Iraq. You wil fulfill all your dreams over there. My 2 cents.
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