ANSWERS: 23
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Demand an immediate increase in my allowance or else threaten to turn them in.
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Ask why the hell they chose to live on this dump of a planet!
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I wouldn't be suprised.
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I would steal the keys to the flying saucer and go for a joy ride with my girlfriend.
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Start trying to figure out if I inherited any cool alien abilities. Flying? Nope.. ouch X-ray vision? Nope.. headache Conehead? Nope.. pretty standard Ability to consume mass quantities? Nope.. burp Tentacles? Nope.. just flanges Little extendable mouth inside my regular mouth? Nope.. I could draw a face on my tongue, though Irrepressible urge to abduct and probe humans? Nope.. cows seem to be safe from me as well Oh, well. I'll keep trying. With my luck, I'll just ooze slime when I'm nervous or something else completely socially unacceptable.
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Rejoice! Then use my superior alien intelect to find a way to escape this hell hole that is my human existance, build a flying saucer and live as a wandering vagrent, only visiting this godforsaken plantetoid to visit my good friends here at answerbag.
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Shrug and say, 'oh well'
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I would be excited...
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i can't work out if they are or if i'm just a spontaneous mutation. i'm still watching every-one.
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Ah hah! That why humans find me so strange! Rejoice in knowing! Wonder why they chose just a backwater crappy planet and try to find a way back to the homeworld! So long, suckers!!!!
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Well, I would throw a party..
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Buy them a ticket (one way) back to Mexico.
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It would all make sense! :}
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That would be completely awesome. I'd want to know if there was anything special I could do because of it. Maybe a trip back to wherever it is I really come from would be nice!
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That would explain alot of things . . . . (LOL!!) Plus I'd want to know if I had special powers or what out of this world knowledge they had.
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I'd abduct THEM. DUH!
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I'm a complete nerd and so I would be over joyed and ask non stop questions.
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Celebrate, that would mean that I am an alien and I am not related to all of you flawed humans.
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I certainly wouldn't love them any less.
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o man this is like the best thing i've ever heard so..when r we going home mom n pop..??
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Be at peace. It would make a lot more sense...
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i'd believe it. it'd explain loads
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I think they were anducted by aliens years ago,those are not my parents.they never let us have a dog in the house.and they let my kids eat cupcakes for lunch.
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