What would have happened if it had been three wise women instead of three wise men?
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ANSWERS: 14
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They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.
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They would have ridden on goats, instead of camels. would have brought tommy hilfiger cologne, instead frankensense and myr, and would have used their cellphones for direction, instead of a heavenly star.
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They would have sent flowers, candy grams and a good milk goat. While heading onto Club Med for a little rest and relaxation, some shopping and some fun n games with the Cabana Boys.
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What wise women ?
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Then the 10 commendments would be as follows: Thou shalt lift the toilet seat. Thou shalt shave your arm pits Thou shalt remember anniversaries Thou shalt brush your hair before going to bed Thou shalt pluck your eyebrows and darken them back Thou shalt not use maps Thou shalt flaunt your clevage in public Thou shalt blame pms for everything Thou shalt not learn to park Thou shalt cry when thou needs something
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they would have backed their llama into the walls because women cant park. they wouldnt give him any gifts, they would sell all the gifts, then go shopping
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they would have been late.
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They would have warned all the other mothers to take their baby boys far away so Herod's soldiers wouldn't kill them.
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They would have started late, and taken their mothers and kids. The camels would be 3/4 empty. They would have stopped for a potty break about every hour and angled parked the camels at the stable, leaving the reins hanging. They would have belittled Joseph about what a dump he had Mary and the kid in and nagged him about cleaning up the place until he took up drinking. The they'd have had a baby shower to accumulate so much usless junk that the family had to buy a bigger donkey?
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The baby Jesus would have received much better gifts than francencense(?) and myrr(?)and they would have been wrapped beautifully!
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THey would have used the nav and got there on time
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You can't find three Wise Women. Ahahahahahaha Just kidding don't dr the crap out of me.
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They would still be choosing the presents to this very day.
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They would fight who may hold the baby first.
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