I have a big dick but small balls.... like really small balls... does that matter much?
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LostOne101
ANSWERS: 10
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just a low sperm count
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No, that does not matter to some women. Some just don't care. Don't worry about your size so much.
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Do you shoot much sperm???
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probably freak chicks the fuck out if its too small idk they like things "big" dick and balls i guess... probably why they call it a package
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hahaha little balls!
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no your balls does nothing do your dick it is a storgage place for your your seeman.. How would it ever matter how big balls you had.. are you gonna fuck her with your balls??
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-------------- i have small dick but big balls and it never matter to any of the girls i have ben with SO IT MAKE ME THINK THAT GIRLS LOVE GUYS WITH BIG BALLS AND SMALL DICKS not big dicks and small balls .................now that is funny
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no one cares about ball size
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It's a rare form of cancer. You have three months to live. Being the compassionate person that I am, I have came up with a list of things for you to do before your ass kicks the can...you know besides digging a grave and kicking yourself in.... ahem... 1) Talk down to them bitches 2)Scrub your microscopic scrotum with propylene glycol twice daily... it's proven to attract females from up to two miles away looking for a mate. 3) Shave a penguin. 4) Try swallowing your tongue..it passes the time faster than you think. I probably should have put that at the end of the list....mah bad. 5) And for fuck sake make a porno with someone because not many people are in your preDICKament...too soon? 6)If they have a therapy for this you should consider getting information on that. 7) Draw a face on it...they might seem bigger that way...or at least nicer. It's worth a try. They are killing you. They might as well be polite about it. 8) If you don't want to do any of this, just tie a rubber band around em and wait a couple of days. I'm so glad I could be of help.
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It's a rare form of cancer. You have three months to live. Being the compassionate person that I am, I have came up with a list of things for you to do before your ass kicks the can...you know besides digging a grave and kicking yourself in.... ahem... 1) Talk down to them bitches 2)Scrub your microscopic scrotum with propylene glycol twice daily... it's proven to attract females from up to two miles away looking for a mate. 3) Shave a penguin. 4) Try swallowing your tongue..it passes the time faster than you think. I probably should have put that at the end of the list....mah bad. 5) And for fuck sake make a porno with someone because not many people are in your preDICKament...too soon? 6)If they have a therapy for this you should consider getting information on that. 7) Draw a face on it...they might seem bigger that way...or at least nicer. It's worth a try. They are killing you. They might as well be polite about it. 8) If you don't want to do any of this, just tie a rubber band around em and wait a couple of days. I'm so glad I could be of help.
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