What do you think is the funniest way to preserve energy and help stop Global Warming?
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TheAnswerer
ANSWERS: 8
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Take shorter "dumps." Honestly, not be to immature but taking all the time you have in the washroom, the light and the fan going on and on isn't very good in terms of energy saving. PLUS you should use less toilet paper :P
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Have a set ammount of time where we must all stand still (no driving, etc) and not move. Less movement produces less heat in the form of vehicles and human movement. And we may reduce the population if some die off from frustration.
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Connect a tube and bag to your rear. Collect all the methane and pass it to your energy supplier. Think that i funny? Here is the real thing on cows in the link. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html
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Create a factory with a giant fan and have people operate the fan by running on wheels.
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funniest thing i have heard yet is how they want to save the farts of livestock
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Everybody to hold their breath for as long as possible at the same time. Use cash crops instead of trees for paper. I think this is funny because it's so obvious, yet it is not done. Use tiny shielded pieces of old already mined uranium, to power cities, factories, cars, trucks and all engines.
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We MUST stop manbearpig.
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Give antiacids to cows to stop their farts (CO2) "emissions". My 2 cents.
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