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Maybe the battery on his phone ran out. I was texting the girl I'm dating and that happened to me. What are ya gonna do?
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He got sick of txting and needed txtin hand free to finish up what you started!
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Maybe there was a fire but it also might be that his s/o caught him and threw his phone in the toilet. In that case the only fire lit was under his ass. I hope for you it's not the case. :-)
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You can dirty text me if you like, you won't be dissapointed.
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You sure he wasn't the wild E. Coyote who finally got hit by the Acme anvil?
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