How did you convince the chicken to cross the road?
by 
Harleyboyaj
ANSWERS: 13
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I didn't give him a choice i picked him up and threw him across.
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I just pointed out the Chik-fil-a on our side of the road.
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I told him that he was already on the other side of the street,and he had to go and see if it was true.
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Let the dog convince it for me lol
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Rooster porn.
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i gave him a reasonable offer he couldn't refuse
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I showed it the pot of boiling water and the hatchet I had behind the tree.
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i didnt. i pushed him.
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I drop kicked his chicken butt across the road.
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I had to explain to it that he had to prove to the possum that it COULD be done.
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I convinced it that it was the Ethiopian border.
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A KFC was built next to my house.
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