Suppose you killed somebody... How would you dispose of the body without getting caught? Would you dump it somewhere? Bury it in the backyard or basement? Dissolve it in lime? What? What would your master plan be that would allow you to get away with i

I'd make it into a stew and give the bones to my pet kangaroo.

I'd throw them in a hog pen.


I hear that's very effective. Not that I know anyone who knows someone who's done it...

i watched CSI. wear a wig, new clothes, and stab victim. leave no traces so no one even knew victim was killed. use someone's car and wrap body in tissue paper and dump in the back. put him in a apartment's basement 100 miles and assign a bomb to the door. so if K-9 come and then find the place it blows up killing everyone and the body is dust.

1. Makes sure you do not leave hair or other DNA anywhere. Perhaps wearing a jumpsuit with your hair in a cap and gloves on your hands.

2. Wrap body in a large plastic bag, make sure it is leak proof and very common. Make sure the shoes you wear and the tires on your car are also very common [hard to trace.]

3. Place in car, and drive out to a wilderness area, preferrably one with large scavengers/predators.

4. Leave body in a densely wooded area, dump out of bag and allow nature to take its course.

5. Incinerate clothing, bag, gloves, shoes, and hat.

6. Have your car steam cleaned, just in case.

7. Purchase new tires.

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I have tried several methods. The problem with most is that it is too easy to get caught with the body. So, what works best for me is the Insinkerator 360 with the stainless steel blades and housing. It takes a while to cut the body up but anything that can fit into that drain can be ground up and sent down the sewer system. I must tell you it takes me about two days to cut and crush things before I can send the parts down the drain but I love my disposal because it never jams even with big leg bones. So, there you have it. Make sure you use plenty of bleach in the sink and where ever you dismembered the body. I prefer the bathtub. Hope that helps

Karl, the FBI would like to talk to you about 387 unsolved murders.

If you are in this situation, you should get the DVD's of The Sopranos. During the run of that series they had to dispose of many corpses.

you know. i always worry when i pour soda down the drain that it'll eat up my pipes. i'd pour soda over the body. if that didn't work then i'd set it in front of the television set and turn it to the cartoon network. in 3 days, it'll be mush!

Fact from fiction, truth from diction. I really could not tell you less I would have to illiminate you. As the Mob say; "three and keep a secret if 2 are dead". Hypothetically though, if I had a character in a book who had to hide a body untracable. I would have hime put the body in a large freezer for about 4-6 days. When the body was hard but the body on a tarp, take a saw cut the body up into pieces, the blood is frozen so it won't leak everywhere. I eould put the pieces into large coolers. Take it and fishing poles to a boat large enough to go to the blue water. I hook the frozen parts and drag them behind until they thawed. I would then the water and wait for the sharks to come dispose of the parts for me. Then I would drill holes in the coolers and sink them to Davy Jones Locker, finish my Coke and steam back to port.

Shallow grave in the woods.
This is the solution to many of life's problems.

i ll find tat murdred person first degree rivalry and bury the body in his home and ll report to cops one month later

In the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes", they barbequed and fed it to the detective on the case.

Burn the body. Once I got the bones, seperate them into differant areas of the city. Also, clean them so no blood of mine nor any DNA of mine is on there. Using latex gloves, I would bury the body.

The shovel gets disposed of in a dump or nearby housing construction area after it's been cleaned of my DNA.

It would depend very heavily on the situation. Was it a crime of passion or did I think it out? If I had the luxury of malice aforethought, I like to think I'd have a shovel on hand. I'd bury it in my flower garden. Most murderers make stupid mistakes (luckily for the rest of us!) - they don't think ahead. They talk about it later, or they leave the body where it'll be found, or they leave incriminating evidence lying around. So the best master plan I can think of is to just go about it in a calm, collected manner and not lose your head.

i would go somewhere around me and as i live in the country i would go into a paddock and bury them there. as some of the paddoks are never seen to nor are there animals there i think i could get away with it!

Well, I sure wouldn't be asking that type of question on this place, unless you desire some nice big officers to ask you "What are you thinking of doing?"

By the way, buy or rent a big log chipper..Fantastic job there..Uhh..oppps!

I would know where there was a open well that no one used anymore, and I would drop it there, on top of the others.

Crab bait.

I know a few natural lye pits, that'll dissolve a body, bones and all in a week.

I would sell it on Ebay