Why doesn't someone invent a home pap smear test!

A Beer hat. See, you put the beer into it... and... Wait what? They DID!!!! OK. That's it. There's nothing left... we've done it all.

A bra where the wires don't break out and pin you >:(

A way to save a horse's life, when they break their leg. It's a broken leg for God's sake. It's friggin' 2008. You think we could figure something out by now.

A nice pill so that whenever everybody starts acting like their usual mean self they can take a pill and decide not to blow up 10 or 20 people.

A car that doesn't need to run on fuel or gas. (I know they have already done this several times, but why cant we buy them yet?)

A way for humans to grow wings? I'm tired of this walking bullshit. =P

Condoms with zippers?

A way to transmit power over great distances without wires and without frying everything inbetween! Who needs batteries then!

An electronic calendar that operates similar to the average wall calendar that's in every home today... Except it's electronic - you can leave voice recordings on specific day's that will go off by a timer. You could write things on specific days etc... The functions would be as far as the mind could imagine - also have it be a wireless connection to other calendars in the house... And a platform on the kitchen counter or in a closet etc.... that would dry dishes, it would be like a laptop cooling fan... So you could just put wet dishes away or leave them on the counter and have them dry... A wireless floor switch that would control the garbage disposal in the sink. Individual plastic containers for single pie and cake servings, with some kind of design that makes it easy to remove them from the container. Car radio's that have a quick digital record button to record songs that are being played on the radio, nothing serious, just temporary record that holds a few minuets of song play... I know this is going to be a stretch (but let us all say a small prayer after reading it) - how about somekind of suit (pants and shirt) that have some kind of cooling system attached. I know the guys at "lego amusement park" have something for when they drive their cars during a fire show they advertise... It only lasts for a half hour or so... But you can't stop from dreaming... Car and or house windows that tint based on the light that is showing - like the eye glasses that they make these day's for people to wear... Workbooks that come with products and software to show you how the stuff works - the emphasis on workbooks (not instruction manuals) especially printers and software... This ones a little personal - because I know a lot of people don't carry money clips - but - I would like my "watch" money clip to be "atomic" and to have a few capabilities - one of which to be a voice recorder of at least ten minuets or more to hold notes etc... (not this 30 second stuff) and being that it's a money clip - it seems there would be room for quite a few "abilities" that I just seem to not be able to think of at the moment.... A local service (maybe with the church or something) that has everybody pool in various household items that they have and (obviously) don't use that often (bread makers, steamers, juicers, sandwich press, omelet makers, sewing stuff and gadgets, craft goodies and mechanisms, TOOLS of the wondrous kind and basic type etc...) That people can put a hold on and borrow (maybe a very minimal fee) everyone could create a window each month that things are available.... All the stuff would still be kept at everyone's home, but just made available at given times... I don't know the specifics (but all sorts of constraints can be made up) and people can then share how they used the items - so on and so forth.... A reverse Map Quest - something were you can put in an address (let's say a street corner) and get a list of business and even home's in a given radius (I mean homes are listed in the white pages anyway) might as well go the distance and have them show up on some (like I said reverse map quest) that would give you a rundown on all the shops and so forth in that given radius. Basically what they need to do is expand on Google earth... I really wish they would fine tune that project and not let it die... I mean all the effort that goes into Firefox, You Tube, and half a dozen other stuff out there - they should make Google Earth a Government project and not let it get put on the back burner and forgot - like the Burger MisterMister Burger... Google Earth is the epitome of computer utility in our society (the apex of what all directional programs should aspire to be)... I'm not to sure about the details of this idea, but, I was thinking (the way somethings can really take off, never knowing what will be successful or not) is - how about a web site that is centered around mistakes (things to not do) of course along with a "word search" that would help direct people to the right data... For example - I know when cooking I'll always try and follow some "substitute" recommendation and end up putting to much of something in etc... Also along the lines of house repair and crafts and just about anything you could think of. I think in the long run, you would end up with a lot more "entries" than you would have with a place offering "advice" as to what to do (or recommend). Like I said, I don't have all the details - but given some consideration and a well organized approach - I really feel as though something of this nature could have some serious benefit (maybe). This ones a no brainier - how about "stationary" meant for guys, for when we use e-mail.... I mean, I kinda feel funny using the ones that are currently available, at least with my e-mail carrier.... I’m not sure if this exist’s already or not because I know it dose for shoe repair guys... And that is a sewing machine with a swivel foot pad that can spin around and face the other direction... Now, why is this handy? Well when you sew, there are right ways and wrong ways to sew and having to stuff your whole project through the “inside” of the machine can (really always) be a pain in the but... Having a sewing machine with a swinging foot pad would absolutely be a dream come true... But like I said, I’m not out there all the time tracking down sewing machines, so I don’t know if it’s available or not... And since were talking about sewing machines, I don’t see why they don’t put markings on the foot pad itself - right along the inside and outside of the fork. I mean it’s not that big of a deal having to use “spacial orientation” to guide the seam in (the whole foot pad is about â…œ wide or so) but for an industry that likes to put measurements on anything and everything, you would wouldn't think it would be a stretch to slam some on the foot pad.... Also I was thinking, that it would (maybe) be nice to have some kind of iron that was the size and operated the same as a sewing machine foot thing type of contraption. Because I know sometimes I’ll run a seam through accidentally without the thread and it always flattens out the seam real nice. So it makes me think about a machine that even had a nozzle down around “down there” or something squirting out a glue like the stuff called spray mount (wouldn’t that be cool). All the wile having the option of using heat somehow. How would this help? Well it would free up your hands to control the fabric (because I know of the portable hand held irons “like sodering irons”) but they take up your ability to use your hands. I also know about the different “feet” you can get for a sewing machine and some are “hemmers” but they only work real good on the “straight away’s” (I mean, at least in my opinion)... I think it would be great if they could invent a spray - some kind of colorless, odorless and tasteless spray that you could spray on desert (or food in general) that would help stop it from sticking to the plastic wrap that you wrap food in. I know this next one is a definite for the future - but they are going to combine iPods with Tivo. Maybe not the brand names but the concepts... It’s just way to difficult to record simple prime time TV watching onto an iPod to watch later... You can’t program the recording you gotta jump through hoops to get video on an iPod... But wont that be great - to record with and onto an iPod just as easy as if it were a VCR...

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