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One of the best questions was:"Why did God put us here on Earth?" One of the worst questions:"Crystal,why are you black?"
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A few weeks ago, a girl asked something like "how do you get away with texting your friends in class?". And I said to her that in MY day we used a pen & paper to pass notes! So she comments back, "oh wow cool, thanks good idea!" or something like that.... As if the idea of pen and paper never occurred to her. LOL THAT made me laugh! ;) My answer from: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3296948
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While training my son to drive he say, "Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
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One more. During a bible study the question was asked "What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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The child I was babysitting said" Carol,did you see the beautifull black baby eating a banana?" I said "Yes,isnt he pretty?" He said"yeah" Out of the mouth of babes....ps this was my best question.
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My daughter and her boyfriend came home for Thanksgiving. Well the week before, her boyfriend had surgery on his testicles. As soon as they came through the door I told him to watch out for the dogs they might jump on him. He asked "why?" Just as the biggest dog jumped on him and got him "right there"!!! Needless to say he found out!!! He was on the floor at least a half hour! Poor guy.
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lol i remember when i was little i was in a waiting room and i saw a black man and i remember asking my mom "mommy, why is that man so dirty?" LMAO well needless to say that was my dumbest and if i could i would go back and kick myself in the face for that... i never did figure out if he just decided to ignore me or if he didnt hear me... i hope he didnt hear me lol
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are you at home? when calling my landline.
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I don't know if it's the dumbest or best but it caught me off gaurd...when I lived in Germany a peer asked me if I rode a horse or if I took a wagon to school. Apparently the Southwest hasn't lost it's rep as the Wild West in certain parts of the world.
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When I was first married (Now happily divorced) my ex was trying to get me to take out the trash while I was watching a football game. (real football, not that round ball crap) I expanined the game was in the 4th quarter and the score was tied-up. I told her I would take out the trash as soon as the game was over to which she replied "how many quarters are there?". To this day it's the single most stupid question I have ever been asked.
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