Your roommate eats the rest of your Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. You LOVE Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. Do you kill the roommate and hide the body or ask that they buy you a new bag?
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ANSWERS: 5
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Kill him, burn him, then bury him in the Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos bag.
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I gotta go with Sweet T...that's an offense punishable by death. Kill him, then shake his pockets for loose change to go buy a new bag.
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Since I'm Italian, I'd do it the Mafioso way. Make him buy you a bag and another for himself and THEN kill him. That's that.
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Ask nicely to get me a new bag and then when my roomate refuses, destroy him piece by piece. Steal some money off his pants and then make him watch as I eat the Doritos in his/her face. Then watch slowly as the roomate begans to disintegrate, feeling physical torture by the minute.
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Simply deduct it from rent and provide a receipt. No need for violence or verbiage.
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