Where is my stymulis check, and how do I qualify?

Who know's, I qualify and haven't gotten mine yet. Damn H&R Block.

I suppose you are talking about stimulus check.

"Economic Stimulus Payments Start
Economic stimulus payments started April 28. The last two-digits of the taxpayer's Social Security number and whether they opted for direct deposit into their financial account or a paper check will determine when they receive their payment.

For more information, see:

IR-2008-66, Economic Stimulus Payments on the Way; Some People Will See Direct Deposit Payments Today
payment schedule
Frequently Asked Questions: Receiving the Stimulus Payment

Consumer Alert
The IRS warns taxpayers to be on the alert for e-mails and phone calls they may receive which claim to come from the IRS or other federal agency and which mention their tax refund or economic stimulus payment. These are almost certainly a scam whose purpose is to obtain personal and financial information — such as name, Social Security number, bank account and credit card or even PIN numbers — from taxpayers which can be used by the scammers to commit identity theft. The e-mails and calls usually state that the IRS needs the information to process a refund or stimulus payment or deposit it into the taxpayer's bank account. The e-mails often contain links or attachments to what appears to be the IRS Web site or an IRS "refund application form." However genuine in appearance, these phonies are designed to elicit the information the scammers are looking for.

The IRS does not send taxpayers e-mails about their tax accounts. Additionally, the way to get a tax refund or stimulus payment, or to arrange for a direct deposit, is to file a tax return.

For more information on consumer scams, see Suspicious e-Mails and Identity Theft.

Millions to Receive Economic Stimulus Payments
Even though the April 15 tax return filing deadline has passed, retirees, disabled veterans and others who normally do not file a tax return can still submit a 2007 return form to receive an economic stimulus payment. For more information, see IR-2008-65, Retirees, Disabled Vets Still Can File for 2008 Stimulus Payments.

Starting April 28, 2008, and continuing through July, more than 130 million households will receive economic stimulus payments. To receive a payment, taxpayers must have a valid Social Security number, $3,000 of income and file a 2007 federal tax return. Eligible people will receive up to $600 ($1,200 for married couples), and parents will receive an additional $300 for each eligible child younger than 17. The exact amount depends on what the taxpayer reports on their tax return. Millions of retirees, disabled veterans and low-wage workers who usually are exempt from filing a tax return must do so this year in order to receive a stimulus payment.

To find out more, go to the Economic Stimulus Payments Information Center."
Source and further information:
http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=97322,00.html


"Because the IRS will use the Social Security number to determine when checks are mailed, taxpayers may receive their checks at different times than their neighbors or other family members. On a jointly filed return, the first Social Security number listed will determine the mail-out time."
Source and further information:
http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=180247,00.html

Qualify by not owing.

All of the information for this is listed at www.irs.gov
You need do nothing aslong asyou filed a tax return and had an income. If you recieved your refund by direct deposit (from the IRS, not your tax prep company) then you should have already got your stimulous. If you recieved your refund by mail then the stimulous may not be recieved until July.
All of the mail out dates and other info is at the website
www.irs.gov