Come on people I want to know the nastiest, rudest most sickest joke ever!! Anyone up for the challange?
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Smellymelly
ANSWERS: 9
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How do you make a woman pick cotton? Light her string! What does walking a tightrope and recieving oral gratification from a 90 year old have in common? You'll be all right, just don't look down! How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his d**k!
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Rent "The Aristocrats." There are lots of really sick variations to the same joke.
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"
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Download the clip of cartmen (from southpark) doing the aristocrats joke. It is BY far the sickest joke ever.
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a mother and her 5 year old son were driving down the road and the lil boy sees 2 cows doing it and he asks "what are they doing mom?" she replies "they are making fish" a lil further down the road the boy sees 2 horses doing it and the lil boy askes "what are they doing?" and mother replies "they are making fish." later on in the middle of the night while layin in bed the lil boy wakes up and goes down stairs to get a drink of water and the mother hears her son up so she gets up to check on him and the lil boy says to his mother "you and daddy were making fish tonight werent you?" and the mother says '"what makes you think that son?" and the lil boy replies "BECAUSE THERE IS TARTER SAUCE RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG!"
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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!!!" A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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What is the height of cruelty? Going into an orphanage and asking when parents evening is?
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Whats black white and red all over? A nun having a miscarriage.
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I have an absolutely disgusting sick joke but I don't think answerbag would be able for it, I'd definitely be barred. Is it possible somehow to tell it just to you without having to write it where anybody can see it?
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