My g/f left and is likely not coming back and I'm in more pain right now than anyone can f*cking imagine. Does it cheer you up that someone needs cheering up more than you do?? Cos if it doesn't... well it has been a long, trying day and that's all I have got for you.

Here's a good quote by Mark Twain: "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." and a joke that was in my email: A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!'

awwwww itl cheer u up the fact tht sum1 wanted to cheer u up answering :):):):):):):):):) :P :D luk tht ones touching its nose :d lol lol lol

Sure...check this out.:) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3105684

F**K your depression and lets rock.........grab your guitar and start rocking dude....

Here's a joke someone sent me LOL WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

How's this? "My sex life is so bad ... I "cut-off" my girl friend six months ago and she doesn't even know it yet!"

How 'bout a song? "Make someone happy Make just one someone happy and you will be happy too" or "Gray skies are gonna clear up put on a Happy Face Wipe off that gloom and cheer up Put on a Happy Face"

I'll try, double click the pics. I love cat pics I think they have the cutest expressions

this is actually my friends dog :) shes adorable

go for a walk - honest it helps!

(I lifted like every single one of these pics from a forum I like, I don't claim credit for a single one of em.)

I bet my friend slim and his dog make you smile

((((( big hug from me to you!! ))))) Pick yourself up and get out and about, dear .. sometimes people tend to stay cooped up when they are down. Don't hide in a corner and enjoy the gloom .. Get up, out and enjoy the day! We do care for ya! xxx

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the sky is a clear blue... Close your eyes and imagine it, even if it's not happening by you. Then go out and meet the day with a smile on your face. You'll be amazed how many people will smile back at you, and you'll feel so much better! It's free! :D

I like this , used it in a few answers.

I wonder what would happen if anyone who has a grudge held against them tried to cheer the grudge-holder up. A bully hates someone and s/he tries to cheer up the bully when they see s/he's down in the dumps. What does the bully do? (Interesting event.)

You'll love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974