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I don't know what I'd do. Probably leave the pool slowly and nonchalantly at the other end. In any case I would not pretend to be a salmon.
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Knowing myself as well as I do, I probably wouldn't notice. It would probably take me out of a daze just long enough to think vaguely what an extremely hairy man.
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I'd get a saddle and ride it. If someone didn't get a picture I'd be pisssssed though.
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