Why would Jabba the Hutt be a great hockey goalie?
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Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today
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Pretty obvious really, not sure he could find a face gaurd to fit though
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Because he'd cover the entire net, silly!! ;) Where do you even get pads to fit that dude though??? LOL
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Yeah no puck's getting by that dude.
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Nothing would get by him, although I'd be concerned about him eating the other players if they got too close!
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He would be the ultimate shot blocker. Complete net coverge.
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He is so huge he covers every inch of the net so no goals could possibly scored..he would have to do nothing..he just sits there, slobbering! :)
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At work, our favorite Mom joke is: "Yo, I heard your Mom got drafted by the Rangers, because she wears the same underwear for three periods!" I was trying to come up with something similar here, but the Yuengling won't alow me to proselytize properly:)
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Because he is SOO FAT! He wouldn't let a single hockey puck go by him.
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