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My thought would be to try to poke it just enought to bother it, but not get attacked by it.
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Bark at it. Ok, just do it. Let go of yourself. Go "woof woof" at the dog, youll be suprized at its responce.
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You need to wait for the dog to go woof, then praise it in an excitable way til it goes woof again, basically just reward every woof and it should soon get the idea
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Lol was gona say kick it up the bum!!!But was joking of course!!!!
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I stare at Rex and tilt my head. He woofs at me a couple of times and then tilts his own head the same way. We both get a charge out of our little game.
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Try saying "Woof Woof!"
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ask him what covers your house? he should answer woof
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Dress like a dustbin.
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I just make barking and yiping noises at it. Im pretty good, and i sometimes do it at my neighbors dog to confuse it. Boy is it fun.
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"Woof", actually, is a VERY loose human translation of Mid Atlantic dog... But seriously, You'll find that if you repeat a slow, low pitched and breathy, "BUH!" sound around many dogs, (almost like a cough but with your lips relax and closed) they (dogs) will go on alert of territorial danger. Depending on how skilled one is at making the "BUH!" sound he/she can get some dogs to bark. Some you might just piss off and set god knows what into motion. What's that old saw about sleeping dogs and letting them do something?
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with a can of gas and a match
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... soak it in gas & toss a match ... it'll go "woof" ... ... this is not quite funny, but as a joke, it does qualify as sick humour ... likewise, if you freeze a cat solid, then cut it with a band saw, it will go "mmmeeeow" ...
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