Oh come on, buddy! LIke any good family... we put the FUN back in Dysfunctional! LOL :):):) Out of points for you --- sorry!

hopefully less messed up than the next guys... but I really doubt it

On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the Cosby's and 10 being the Bundy's, I'll say about a 4.

Not bad at all, really!

On a dysfunctional level of 1 to 10?

Let's see. Me, my wife and daughter just spent the day at her mother's with my parents and my moms sister. Oh, yeah, my wife's idiot brother was there, too. You be the judge.

I love when they make fun of me and don't listen to my opinions. It's just wonderful being ignored.

Oh, more messed up than any other family I know. God, I love them. But when I tell people old family stories they just sort of stare at me with an expression of horror.

Ever read the book "Toxic parents"? Well they breed and there is collateral damage everywhere.

It's about as messed up as it can get! I'm still trying to recover from the abuse.

GET THIS ONE EVERYONE --- my mon will SCREAM at me, call me ABUSIVE, and tell me im a worthless peice of shit like my dad all, and tell me to get the FUCK out of her house all in the same sentance pretty much.... ill even call to apologize a dew days later, wanting to put it in the past and be able to see my dogs and grandma, and shell do it again, and tell me how horrible i am to her and that i am banned from her home, and say no, scream at me and hang up before i can say anything (i really do nothing but try and talk to her, i am even really nice about it usually, like mom, im sorry for what i did (nothing usually) can we just drop it? and i am abusive i guess cause i tell her she doesn't have to yell at me, im just trying to talk to her.................any advise??? oh and i needa get my wisdom teeth out, which she is now not gonna help me with, although she made the appointment for me...... cause of the fight we had which was her yelling at me for half an hour,and me leaving by force, also sheel call she cops on me if i say something that upsets her, which is everything (please stop yelling for example)........ (im starting college in the fall, quit pot, and am tryin to get a car, i work one day a week and am looking for a 2nd job, but am broke right now.) HOW THE HELL DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT???????????????????// HELP PLEASE....

Probably not much more messed up than the average family on any given day but some days I just know we are jerry springer material! My sister wants to throw me a baby shower where the men have to chug beer from baby bottles until they fall down drunk. Considering how loud and obnoxious they can be I can just see the cops being called to my baby shower, that is just nuts.

Hmmmm, you tell me. Rednecks and coonasses mixing when we come together it is always a party...lol

We've been through some really hard times, but I think we're all stronger and have moved passed it .. I've seen some pretty messed up stuff .. but .. I love my family and I'm sure there is worse out there somewhere ..

quite. My mom left my dad, my twin sister and I when we were 8 months, my dad raised us until we were about one and a half and then our now-step-mom moved in, they married when we were 5, had our little brother when we were 8 and I have a older half-sister, on my mom's side and my grandma married my great Aunt's husband after she died; making my great uncle my grandpa (which is weird since he's my parents age) so I call him my Uncle-grampa person. lol

Plenty, could write a book! but I won't, I'd have to have a family reunion/intervention to get the publishing rigths.