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by [Deleted] on May 22nd, 2008
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i'd sell ya on ebay
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on May 22nd, 2008
Yes. No offense, Squirrel. I just don't want my face eaten. ;)
by .avallach on May 22nd, 2008
Heck no. I'd trap you, put you in a cage, and sell tickets to people who wanted to come see the zombie, and for an additional fee, throw tomatoes at it.
by Dr. Scientist on July 28th, 2008
Technically, you are undead. So I wouldn't try to "kill" you. I would destroy your corpse.
by Jane on May 22nd, 2008
no, i'd make out with you.
by Account Closed on May 22nd, 2008
a zombie squirrel I bet you taste yummy with some carrots and onions in my slow cooker. being a zombie would give it that extra kick so yeah have to kill ya to cook ya.
by Gabstar on May 23rd, 2008
nup, im too lazy for that kinda stuff:)
by Symbeline on May 23rd, 2008
If you were a zombie, you would no longer be ''you'', only the rotting physical envelope remains...and even if there was some hope, I don't want to get eaten. So er, yeah. XD
by True_To_The_Faith on May 23rd, 2008
ACTULLY .. just to clear this.. idk if its because i am Haitain i know this lol... bu zombies are not dead peopel.. they will die later.. .. fir real no joke. the perosn semes "dead" but its because of witch craft. they are palced in a "comma" like state.. .and when they are barried after the peope leave. later at night the perosn thta had the witch craft done goes and claim his / her prize. the grave is un barried.. and the person that did the craft would call the "dead" person.. he/ she would rise.. and do one more spell on them, which drains them of their "soul". when they are drain they look like "normal" peopel. only diffrence is they walk dead like.. no purpose inlife.. untildi die of natural casues, they will serve their masters. In hai my mom told me that most of the peopel that become "zombies" to garding work.. or go and do the "craft" for their masters... FYI.. just wanted u guys knew.. oh and there is one way to bring them back to their original selfs.. kinda gay actualy.. just give them salt.... while they are zoombies.. they are nto alowed to have salt.. but if they eat salt.. they can function normaly again
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on May 22nd, 2008
sure, but what is my motivation. will I get airline miles?
by Zebulon on May 22nd, 2008
Sorry, I'd have to.
I'd expect the same from you if it were the other way around.
by Mustache Wonder on May 22nd, 2008
I would go to the beach with you sipping on Frosties, hand in hand, skipping on the edge of the waves.
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on July 28th, 2008
Nahhh, I might keep you as a pet though.
by LuckyLefty on July 28th, 2008
media says i should or u might infect me
i'd straight blow u up
by Chris on June 22nd, 2008
Sorry bud, I would chop your head off.
by casspandra on May 23rd, 2008
Yes, If i was brave enought to hang around...
by Nibble nibble bite nibble on May 23rd, 2008
Yeah. Cuz I like bein me. I wouldn't want to be all zombified. If you leave me alone, I won't feel the need to blow your brains out. Well, what's left of em after becomin all zombified.
by Dedao Capoeira-seed on May 23rd, 2008
Yup, I'd have to put one right between your running lights.
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on May 23rd, 2008
I'd treat you like a spider. If you left me alone, I'd leave you alone.
by Mastodon on May 22nd, 2008
Heck, I'd kill you even if you weren't a zombie.
by koldkanuck on May 22nd, 2008
You are already dead, but I would re kill you out of mercy.
by bingobongo - is really losing interes... on July 28th, 2008
"You're goin' down. Chainsaw."
*much splattering of blood*
"Groovy"
by needtoknow on June 26th, 2008
If you left and wouldn't ever bother me, I'd leave you alone.
by L-dawg on June 26th, 2008
Yeah, if you were trying to kill me!
by Vampyre Bat on June 26th, 2008
Probably would since if I don't you will eat me.
by Theresa on June 26th, 2008
Depends if you like brains then yes I would have to kill you.
by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on June 26th, 2008
I'd probably spend too much time trying to decide between the chainsaw or shotgun and you'd get me first.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 26th, 2008
If you were in obvious pain, yes. If you put me in obvious pain, yes. Otherwise, maybe :)
by I'm a ginger on June 26th, 2008
only if you tried to eat me... and not in the good way :-P
by Lilly on June 26th, 2008
No doubt about it!!!
by Vannie prays for babycakes . on June 25th, 2008
Nope ...I would turn you into one :) !
by Fun on June 25th, 2008
I am fully prepared. I just completed "Zombie, the Survival Guide". Great book.... BRING IT ON.
by SarahEatWorld on June 25th, 2008
NO of coarse not =D
Does this mean i get a better score?...
LOL
by Thomas on June 22nd, 2008
ya if i i saw you
by eric on June 22nd, 2008
Not for free.
by The Infamous Johnny on June 22nd, 2008
depends if i dont like you no if i do then id put you outta you misrey (well there is an exception)
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on June 22nd, 2008
Yes I would, sorry. And then I would cut you up in little pieces, you can never be to careful with zombies.
by judgebill on June 22nd, 2008
No. I'd manage your campaign and get you elected president.
Hey, James, what's with the zombie stuff?
by Anarchy2010 on June 22nd, 2008
In a heartbeat. I don't fuck with zombies.
by FreshApples on June 22nd, 2008
let me think
yes probably
by RogerBackpack on August 26th, 2009
no way! we would become great friends. it would introduce me to all the other zombies. then i wouldnt have to worry about zombies.
by Vannie prays for babycakes . on January 2nd, 2009
If you were a threat to our society , yes I would :)
by philosopher-saint on November 22nd, 2008
Does the pope wear a funny hat?!
;-)
by Schroeder on November 22nd, 2008
My first instinct would be to escape you, not kill you, but, since i know your instinct would be to just kill others, i think i'd have to come back and kill you. Sorry, did you know that if a zombie looks into my eyes, they die instantly? Oh, crap, that should have been a question, not a comment. Repent the stupidly lost points.
by Alias xsicajess on November 22nd, 2008
I'd just sick my zombie pack of cats on you
by DueceGod - doGeceuD on November 22nd, 2008
Yup, i would chop your head off and stick it in the front yard as a warning to all other zombies
by niznj on November 22nd, 2008
yea man its for the cause.
by Anonymous on August 13th, 2008
Probably. Nothing personal.
by ONLY138 on December 3rd, 2009
Yes, I would choke you with your own entrails, then eat your face. :)
by Mr.Troll_has_a_COAT! on November 25th, 2009
if you tie a zombie up for long enough and feed them then maybe they would turn back into a human...
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Wonder how much I would go for.
by Squirrel Face on May 22nd, 2008
a squirrel zombie? not much. maybe more as a human.
by [Deleted] on May 22nd, 2008
=*(
by Squirrel Face on May 22nd, 2008
lol well, a zombie with a squirrel face could be pretty interesting. I'd prolly keep that.
by [Deleted] on May 22nd, 2008
Well....Alright then.
by Squirrel Face on May 22nd, 2008
Would there be a BUY IT NOW PRICE?
by Mustache Wonder on May 22nd, 2008
naw, there'd be a bid. squirrel face/zombie would prolly outbid everyone.
by [Deleted] on May 22nd, 2008
Nah, I don't have that kind of cash.
by Squirrel Face on May 22nd, 2008
you don't have 50 cents?
by [Deleted] on May 22nd, 2008
Not if I were a zombie I wouldn't.
by Squirrel Face on May 22nd, 2008
good one, if you were a zombie, you did not need cash to be sold. I would pay 5 dollar to buy u;)
by cngirl on August 29th, 2008