If I were a zombie, would you kill me?
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Squirrel Face
ANSWERS: 100
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Heck no. I'd trap you, put you in a cage, and sell tickets to people who wanted to come see the zombie, and for an additional fee, throw tomatoes at it.
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i'd sell ya on ebay
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You are already dead, but I would re kill you out of mercy.
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Yes. No offense, Squirrel. I just don't want my face eaten. ;)
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a zombie squirrel I bet you taste yummy with some carrots and onions in my slow cooker. being a zombie would give it that extra kick so yeah have to kill ya to cook ya.
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I would go to the beach with you sipping on Frosties, hand in hand, skipping on the edge of the waves.
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no, i'd make out with you.
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Sorry, I'd have to. I'd expect the same from you if it were the other way around.
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Heck, I'd kill you even if you weren't a zombie.
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sure, but what is my motivation. will I get airline miles?
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ACTULLY .. just to clear this.. idk if its because i am Haitain i know this lol... bu zombies are not dead peopel.. they will die later.. .. fir real no joke. the perosn semes "dead" but its because of witch craft. they are palced in a "comma" like state.. .and when they are barried after the peope leave. later at night the perosn thta had the witch craft done goes and claim his / her prize. the grave is un barried.. and the person that did the craft would call the "dead" person.. he/ she would rise.. and do one more spell on them, which drains them of their "soul". when they are drain they look like "normal" peopel. only diffrence is they walk dead like.. no purpose inlife.. untildi die of natural casues, they will serve their masters. In hai my mom told me that most of the peopel that become "zombies" to garding work.. or go and do the "craft" for their masters... FYI.. just wanted u guys knew.. oh and there is one way to bring them back to their original selfs.. kinda gay actualy.. just give them salt.... while they are zoombies.. they are nto alowed to have salt.. but if they eat salt.. they can function normaly again
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I'd treat you like a spider. If you left me alone, I'd leave you alone.
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If you were a zombie, you would no longer be ''you'', only the rotting physical envelope remains...and even if there was some hope, I don't want to get eaten. So er, yeah. XD
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Yup, I'd have to put one right between your running lights.
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Yeah. Cuz I like bein me. I wouldn't want to be all zombified. If you leave me alone, I won't feel the need to blow your brains out. Well, what's left of em after becomin all zombified.
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nup, im too lazy for that kinda stuff:)
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Yes, If i was brave enought to hang around...
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Sorry bud, I would chop your head off.
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let me think yes probably
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In a heartbeat. I don't fuck with zombies.
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No. I'd manage your campaign and get you elected president. Hey, James, what's with the zombie stuff?
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Yes I would, sorry. And then I would cut you up in little pieces, you can never be to careful with zombies.
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if you where rob zombie we would party
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depends if i dont like you no if i do then id put you outta you misrey (well there is an exception)
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Not for free.
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No, but I'd put you in a cage, and keep you as a pet.
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ya if i i saw you
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NO of coarse not =D Does this mean i get a better score?... LOL
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I am fully prepared. I just completed "Zombie, the Survival Guide". Great book.... BRING IT ON.
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Nope ...I would turn you into one :) !
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No doubt about it!!!
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only if you tried to eat me... and not in the good way :-P
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If you were in obvious pain, yes. If you put me in obvious pain, yes. Otherwise, maybe :)
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I'd probably spend too much time trying to decide between the chainsaw or shotgun and you'd get me first.
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Depends if you like brains then yes I would have to kill you.
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Probably would since if I don't you will eat me.
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Yeah, if you were trying to kill me!
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If you left and wouldn't ever bother me, I'd leave you alone.
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Technically, you are undead. So I wouldn't try to "kill" you. I would destroy your corpse.
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media says i should or u might infect me i'd straight blow u up
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Nahhh, I might keep you as a pet though.
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"You're goin' down. Chainsaw." *much splattering of blood* "Groovy"
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unfortunately for you, i'd kill you without a thought if you were a zombie of course. lol
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You're head is as good as gone buddy.
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Yep, I would.. It's not natural that the dead come back to life!
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meh... fuck no squirrel face i love some of your answers and questions
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I will try my best to hit you as hardest as i can. I am not afraid of any ZOMBIE etc.COz they dos'nt exist.
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Only if you have a mullet...
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It is my sworn duty to slay all zombies. Are we talking slow zombies or fast zombies? That's very important to know.
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No, for you can't kill the undead. I might maim you good instead!
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oh yeah! i hate zombies! always making my day bad and stuff!!!
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In a f***ing heartbeat. You better believe it. I'd take you out ASAP. Shoot. No sympathy for the undead.
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not if u were a nice zombie?? :D
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Ever see "FIDO" ? Thats what I would do with you, you'd be cutting my grass, walking my kid to school...etc.....
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Probably. Nothing personal.
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You're already dead, so I think I would try to chop your head off rather than killing you.
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i would like you to bite me, so i can be zombie as well. I believe zombie dont get older?
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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Yup.
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No. you are already dead!
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i dont know , do you have a brain?
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yea man its for the cause.
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Yup, i would chop your head off and stick it in the front yard as a warning to all other zombies
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I'd just sick my zombie pack of cats on you
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What kind of zombie are ya? Err.. If you're a very nice one, then I guess your .?. can be spared. :)
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Well....yeah! It's proven that rehabilitation doesn't work.
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My first instinct would be to escape you, not kill you, but, since i know your instinct would be to just kill others, i think i'd have to come back and kill you. Sorry, did you know that if a zombie looks into my eyes, they die instantly? Oh, crap, that should have been a question, not a comment. Repent the stupidly lost points.
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Does the pope wear a funny hat?! ;-)
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Well not if that is what you want.
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I'd do one of the two following options. -Option 1:AHH! Zombie squirrel! shoot it, shoot it! (No offense) -Option 2:(Capture you and unleash upon enemies)
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I would Chain you up and make you mah gimp!
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i would teach you some tricks and if u fail ill chop your head with a katana
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If you were a threat to our society , yes I would :)
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Most likely.
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what kind of zombie? fido zombie or night of the living dead zombie? if its night of the living dead zombie i'd probably end up doing it, if i had a loaded gun. If its fido zombie we would be best buddies and i'd have you bite my dad ;)
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I'll get the neighbor's dog. He'd take care of you in a couple bites. lol
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i dont konow you. so,.,,,, yes
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without hesitation.
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u try to eat me, i try to kill u.... sounds like a fair deal to me.
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Pretty much yeah. If my mum was a zombie i'd kill her!
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Im a republican so... BANG!! BANG!! BANG BANG BANG!! BANG!!... BANG!! and then Ill get to work on you :D
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hell yeah- and if i were a zombie i'd kill u too, and eat your brain!!!
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id capture you and sell you to the highest bidding government.
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I would incapacitate you to the point that you are no longer a threat.
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Yes, I would chop your head off.
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without hesitation
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i would chuck all my girlfriends rubbish cds and dvds at you shaun of the dead style and then feed you to my dog.
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I thought you couldn't kill zombies!!!!
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I Would try restore you to normal... but If I'm overwhelmed I would flee until I could find a cure.
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I would tie you up to my 4 wheeler and drag you through corn field so i ave more people to kill later after they eat that corn.
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well that would be a bit redundant. with you being dead and all.
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No, I wouldn't kill you. In fact, I'd let you bite me. I want to take part in the Zombie Apocalypse. Of all the Apocalypses that could happen to Earth, I would want to die in a Zombie Apocalypse.
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sorry,(click click) gotta do it for the rest of us. (BOOM, headshot)
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NO!!! Use you for my ongoing Zombie research.
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I'm confused. Wouldn't you be dead already?
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Considering that I do not know you, you would be just another foe felled by my bullets.
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Only if you tried to eat my brain. Otherwise, live and let live (or live and let undead in your case :-)
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Definitely. And then I'd eat your brains.
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Oh so it's not just my friends who are zombies (in class anyway). Well I would only make out with you then make you my slave before selling you on ebay. Hahaha. Cheers!
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It depends. If you were a zomie that was an asset to society, held down a job and stopped to help people in need, no... as long as you could get along eating beef. Otherwise yes.
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Aim for the head!! too right would I
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