Youre on hold with a very important call. You have to go take a dump. What do you do? Hanging up isnt an option as it takes forever to get someone here.
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justme32 loves the weekends
ANSWERS: 6
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Switch to the portable phone and take it with you, and take the quickest dump of your life... just don't skimp on the wiping.
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Apparently you are not on a cordless phone or you would simply take it with you. Either put it on speaker and make it quick..find the nearest garbage can..ewww..or pray you can hold it a little longer.
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If your call is on a cellphone, no problem. Dumping and talking are quite common. Just remember, cellphones are sensitive and pick up every little sound it hears and transmits it. For a conference call, this could be imbarrassing.
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So you have to take a dump...Decide which is the better option: Keep talking and have you and your place smell like a dump, or go take the dump...You be the judge...
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I'm cordless, I just take my dump. I'll actually bring the phone with me to make calls once I sit down....who said guys can't multitask:)
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Ask someone to take over for me..I have had to do that before. If it is between not going to the bathroom when it is an emergency and hanging up, then hanging up is an option..the bathroom is where I relieve myself and I'm not about to do it elsewhere for anyone or anything, I don't care how big a deal the call is! If I get fired for doing something logical and reasonable, then why the he** am I working for such nutty people in the first place?
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