by Anonymous on September 17th, 2006

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How come Keith Richards is still alive?

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  • by Darryl61 on September 17th, 2006

    Darryl61

    I just saw a recent picture of him and I'm not so sure he is.

    Edit: Thanks for the bad rating. Now go get a sense of humor installed in yourself.

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  • by trouble54 on September 17th, 2006

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    You've heard the joke...the only things that will survive the end of the world are cockroaches and Keith Richards

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  • by sickthings on September 18th, 2006

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    Because he has not died yet

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  • by tigerlilly_2000 on September 25th, 2006

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    His internal organs have been pickled with gin.

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  • by MyKinKStar on September 19th, 2006

    MyKinKStar

    Keith Richards is still alive because he is starring as Johnny Depp's character's father in the next "Pirate" movie. Who cares? I don't know, maybe some of those crazy Johnny Depp fans, who too often linger on this site, lusting for him!

    By the way: I once heard when the Rolling Stones has a new tour, the promoters and bonding company have a clause requiring Keith to be under 24 hour watch. This to keep him drug-free and out of trouble, so he can make all showtimes, and not lose them massive money. It must get uncomfortable in the bathroom for whoever has that job! But it's obviously worth it, since the Stones are always either the top grossing band in the world or in the top 5 every year!

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  • by Anonymous on October 11th, 2006

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    Keith is still alive because he is composed of all those little parts of ourselves that we give up to get a mortgage and a good job. Long live Keith!!

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  • by anonymous on September 19th, 2006

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    Ah the miracles of life. He's a bit like the queen mother, indestructable! (before she died of course)

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  • by Anonymous on September 20th, 2006

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      Perhaps he's being animated by the same sinister necromancy that animates the skeletal undead creature that is passed off as a supermodel under the name “Alek Wek”.

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  • by Perryman on September 19th, 2006

    Perryman

    Some folks have the right genes. Longevity must run in his family.

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  • by OverRate_504 on November 9th, 2006

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    No stress, look who he is... all he has to do is snap his fingers and he could have pretty much anything he wants (within reason). His only consern is listening someone tell him what direction to move in to get up on stage and play the songs that are like second nature to him.

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