How come Keith Richards is still alive?
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lady fuschia
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You've heard the joke...the only things that will survive the end of the world are cockroaches and Keith Richards
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I just saw a recent picture of him and I'm not so sure he is. Edit: Thanks for the bad rating. Now go get a sense of humor installed in yourself.
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Because he has not died yet
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Keith Richards is still alive because he is starring as Johnny Depp's character's father in the next "Pirate" movie. Who cares? I don't know, maybe some of those crazy Johnny Depp fans, who too often linger on this site, lusting for him! By the way: I once heard when the Rolling Stones has a new tour, the promoters and bonding company have a clause requiring Keith to be under 24 hour watch. This to keep him drug-free and out of trouble, so he can make all showtimes, and not lose them massive money. It must get uncomfortable in the bathroom for whoever has that job! But it's obviously worth it, since the Stones are always either the top grossing band in the world or in the top 5 every year!
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Some folks have the right genes. Longevity must run in his family.
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Ah the miracles of life. He's a bit like the queen mother, indestructable! (before she died of course)
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His internal organs have been pickled with gin.
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Keith is still alive because he is composed of all those little parts of ourselves that we give up to get a mortgage and a good job. Long live Keith!!
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No stress, look who he is... all he has to do is snap his fingers and he could have pretty much anything he wants (within reason). His only consern is listening someone tell him what direction to move in to get up on stage and play the songs that are like second nature to him.
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