by 
rywil1912
ANSWERS: 16
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I like to say "learn how to drive". That's my all time favorite line.
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lol no i just drive like a manic (aka swiivel back and forth, stop suddenly... make them late)
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I don't say anything.I just give them the one-fingered salute.
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"Are you serious!?!?! Stop driving like such a douchebag! You're going to kill somebody!!!" -or- If the conditions are just right, I will trap them next to a semi so that the three of us are going exactly 55 and he can't get around me. No worries, I'll let him go once another car comes up so I don't make everybody late..
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Nothing maybe they just might get the hint and act like they have some since, and if that don't work just run them over (just make sure it look's like there fault.
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Lol .. I love Diet Coke's answer .. I'll remember that! But ya .. I definately have road rage. It seems like every time I'm in a hurry to go somewhere it turns into "take your car for a walk day" .. Then you always have those people who think the road was built just for them :) (gotta love it)
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no yelling. i just project bad thoughts into their brains.
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Not a good idea to be yelling at anybody where I live you might end up with a bullet in your teeth.
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i generally just use an offensive guesture or report them for throwing rubbish out of their car (only if they're really bad/annoying drivers though :) )
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Nothing consistent, but.... an honest answer would be flagged "Offensive" at best and likely PB'd. I will try to sneak this past anyways though - it usually goes along the lines of "Cum-guzzling goat-fucker!" or "Shit-gargler!" or something equally vulgar and potentially offensive. Other favorites include "needle-dicked bug fucker", "wide-throated horse-swallower" and various things involving masonry bits and/or lack of lubrication.
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I could tell you, but then AnswerBag would delete me and we can't have that! : )
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I used to be pretty short tempered when I was younger, but now, I may say things like "a**hole!" or "what the f**k!" while I drive past them and look at them.
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I don't yell, I just tromp on the gas and blow them off the road. Of course I live in a place where there are few cars on the road, so it's pretty easy to do that.
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Well, the last time I yelled something at another driver, my passenger leaned and quietly said, "Do you think he heard you?". So I don't do that anymore.
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I don't. I just try to stay focused on my own driving and ignore them..
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The first thing that pops into my head. Which are sometimes things that really don't make any sense but include many words that I can't write down here.
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