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lol i've seen each of them once, so i figure it's time to see them again. awesome movies, especially the last one that came out.
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I can watch the last hour of Sith without groaning, but the rest of the three movies is unbelievably stupid. I thought I liked the Darth Maul fight but I rewatched it and I can't get over how stupid his death was. The following is Darth Maul's thought process from the point where he is over the pit, looking down at a dangling Obi-Wan. "Ha HA! I've got him! I kicked his lightsabre down the hole. That lightsabre clearly accounts for all weapons in this room. There are obviously no more tools of death at his disposal! I'm so awesome!" "I'm gonna make some sparks!" "Is he looking at something to my right? My Sith senses don't seem to hear a lightsabre being moved anywhere, so I guess he's looking at nothing. I think I'll just furl my brow a bit and look confused." "Hey, is he jumping in the air? Well, I could use my lightning quick reflexes to cut him in two as he progresses, weaponless directly in front of me, after all, I do have a drawn weapon in my hand..... but I think I'll wait to see where he's going with this" "Oh look! The lightsabre is flying toward him and he is flipping over me. I don't think I'll raise my lightsabre at all, I think I'll just turn around and face him. After all, look how evil I am! I have horns!" "Hey! He has a drawn lightsabre and he looks like he's ready to strike at me! I am pretty lucky that he even took the time to reach his arms back to make a really hard strike. That could give me the time to defend myself. But this development in the fight is just so shocking that all I can think to do is absolutely nothing-" "Urk! I seem to be cut in twain! Well, dang! Time to fall down the hole I guess. Oh, hello lower half!"
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I and some friends watched all 6 in one go (11 hours!) not long ago. The most interesting thing about the series is how Vader's become a different character, now we know his background. He's just not as badass any more. Which is a shame. I still hate ewoks though.
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