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Your a beautiful person inside and out, and may today be filled with happiness, love, and much laughter for you...if not there's always tomorrow or the next day. The point is at least you have time & a life to find your personal santuary. :) Good Journey...
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Gave it a try earlier; and check your friends requests :)
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I hope these help!!!!!
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How about a great big hug and I take you to breakfast at your favorite place.
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At last, god appeared to humans and said: "I have come to assess the situation of my creation. I want men to form two queues - one queue for men who dominated their women, and the other for men who were dominated by their women. Further, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk while the queues are formed" When God came back after a while, the women are gone and there are two queues. The queue for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long. In the other queue, there is only one man. God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you are not using what you can. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up in the other queue and made me proud. Learn from him!" The men did not give reply. "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?" The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me to stand here..............."
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Only that I'm here for ya if you want to vent.
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WATERMELONS AND OREOS ON A SUNNY MORNING INSIDE PLUTOS MILKY INTERIOR!!! =]
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smile..... it's not so bad
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Two fifteens. Two what? FIFTEENS!
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No matter how down I am, this NEVER fails to make me giggle hysterically:
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Girl Potato and Boy Potato got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' When Yam was no longer a small fry, they warned her about going out and getting baked, or be the kind of potato that gets mashed, or end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam told them that no hot potato, Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her. They sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. Yam was no couch potato, she became rich and set out to travel the world. Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys and the greasy French fries, and the wild Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. But despite all of this, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry a newscaster named Hash. Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset... because Hash was just a commontater :P
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It's not the end of the world just yet.
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Me too... I went for a run. It didn't really improve my mood much over all, but Im tired now and it will be a lot easier to just pass out when the time comes.
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The day is about to end, and a new one will be starting.
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