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  • "If you don't tell me your name, birthdate and social security number, I'm going to go out and play in traffic!" Then do it.
  • Say,"Welcome to Mcdonalds may I take your order?" then say,"Who is this and why are you calling me? I want my child support money!"
  • Call someone (preferably someone you don't know, of course...) and ask them a random question off of the top of your head... anything. The more random the better. Like "Help me, I'm on a game show and I need to know: What company manufactures Barbie? You have 15 seconds! If you get this correct, we both earn 500 dollars." and after they answer say thanks ask them their name and city they live in and hang up. You'll get a kick out of their willingness to help you... lol. Or you can call someone and act like you really know them. Address them like "Hey muffinpuffs, how was your day today? Who AM I? Don't ask silly questions, you know... it's [insert generic name (or if you'd like some really weird one) here] from home economics in 7th grade. Goodness, what did you get, amnesia or something? Well I was just calling to let you know the chicken salad recipe called for 1/4 a cup of mayonaisse, not 1/3..." People get freaked out by that one... hah. Lastly, you could call people you know on "restricted" (*67 then the number) and tell them their phone is going to be disconnected in 78 minutes. And call back every 5 minutes and give them an update. It's great...
  • Call a person at random and say in a manner so that it seemms that you where in the middle of a sentence when they picked up, and say "Okay, so that's twenty five ancovie and onion pizzas, that'll be two hundred and thirty seven dollars, now will that be cash or credit? (If you know the person adress you can even act like you're confirming the address for delivery and make them think that a guy's gonna show up in twenty minutes with twenty five Pizzas that he has to pay for.
  • you should call the waffel house and order a pecan waffle and tell them to hold the pecans and tell them that you will be there in 10 min to pick it up. and of course never show up or go just to see how long they will wait untill they throw it away
  • There is one that does quite well. Ring up and in a really creepy voice, shout down the phone; "Dave? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!? YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE" Over and over again. It is from a TV show the league of gentlemen, which is funny but dear God it's scarey!
  • Soundboards make an execellent choice: EDIT- http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/soundboards/ http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/celebsoundboardsmain.htm These links now work so have fun :)
  • Call a pizza palce and mutter underneath your breath "Theres a bomb underneath your seat." loud enough for them to hear it but not loud enough for them to understand it. THen they will ask something like repeat the order, you say in normal vioce, "I said sauce with meat."
  • My friends and I once called Pizza Hut and asked them in a really stupid voice if they sold pizzas. Another time, i called a random person as soon as they said "hello" i said "hi this is a prank call".
  • Call them and tell them that you know their phone number. I got a call like that once, it was really annoying.
  • "um hi this is (whatever name) from the teen pregnancy help agency, we were callin to speak to your daughter?" it usually makes a good message to leave on the machine.
  • I think the one that gave us away... we called up the oldest teacher in the building... and on the piano played Nadia's Theme (theme from the young and the restless)... and said into the phone "Are you old... are you helpless... Like shi* through the strainer... like sand through the hourglass... so marked, are the days of your life..." He almost took it as a threat and I got suspended for 10 days.... but i thought it was hilarious...
  • -hello -yes-who is this? -um is your refrigorator running? -yes -better go catch it!
  • okkay call a seafood resturant and sing the sponge bob square pants theme song
  • do you have aunt jemimia in the box? if they say yes tell them to let her out before she sufficates.
  • ok heres one awome way.. just wait for a telemarketer calls your house. Then hold the phone a arm away and start talking to them... then try to convince them that there is no need for there product.
  • ok heres one awome way.. just wait for a telemarketer calls your house. Then hold the phone a arm away and start talking to them... then try to convince them that there is no need for there product.
  • Phone your mum and tell her you are; a/ gay if you are male b/ pregnant if you are female. Ask a silly question and you get silly answers.
  • hello,is john wall there? no? how about dave wall? no? are any of the walls there? no? you better get out, the roof is going to fall! call a specialty store and ask if they have pigs feet. yes? put your shoes on and nobody will notice! hello, is your refrigerator running? you better go catch it!
  • call your girlfriend or someone and say hey you have not gone to mcdonalds latley so can i take your order
  • call a wal- mart or some where and ask to talk to semore butts
  • counter prank:if you feel this is a prank, counter it by saying "WELL ID BETTER GO CATCH IT THEN!"
  • Call someone you know which bank they go to then so "your bank account has just been canceled to reclaim it press 5" theyll freak out!!!!
  • Pretend you are a stupid asian kid with a high pitched voice annoying voice and call subway. Say- do you guys sell food and then the cahsier says- yes maam we have many subs and selections. Then you ask- how much for 1 hamburger. Then the cashier will be like I can give you a list of the ones we have. Then you'll be like- Go ahead! Then the guy will murmur something under his breath and then you'll say - you racist white boy, you making fun of way i talk!!! And then you continue on the subject.
  • Call anyone and say "I saticfied your wife/husband/mom/dad last night"
  • You call a limo service and say "i have something to tell you, "Yesterday I rented one of your limos, and did your mom in it. She is pregnant with your brother and i'm the dad!!!!!!!!!! She was very satisfied."
  • go to a payphone dial 911 wait until someone picks up, then yell into the phone "I KILLED THAT CHEATING SON OF A BITCH AND IM DAMN PROUD!" Call the white house and say into the phone "Alquida is coming" If you have any family/friends in a hotel room, call them and pretend to be the hotel staff "I'm sorry sir, but the noise level has gotten above our limit allowed, you will have to leave" (or something to that effect) disclaimer:To any of the idiots who try the first two suggestions, I take no responsibility for you're probable future containment in gitmo bay. Have fun.
  • You call someone and say mam or sir is your refridgerator runnig then they realize it's a prank call and say no then you say OK I'll be there in 15 mins to fix it!
  • If you are mad at someone and want to get them back with a prank call, say, "Hello, this is _________ from 1-800-JERK hotline! I just wanted to call back to say, the test came back positive! You are a certified jerk!
  • hello, this is your butt, can u please go to the toliet i have to take a majior crap!
  • This is classic. They call one chinese takeout, then have the repeat the order, but they have called another chinese takeout and that one thinks it is an order from the first who is repeating the original. http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TXjtbl2y3U&mode=related&search=
  • when they pick up, say, "bueno" if they say anything else, say "bueno" after that, start talking in complete jibberish, making it sound spanish. then if they yell at you say "no bueno" then hang up
  • call your own cell phone from a land line and tell yourself how ugly you are, get angry and throw phone at passing truck.
  • call 1-800-PHONE-SEX ...and just say dirtyy stuff enough said.
  • Calling those cable access shows like Richard and Sal do from the Howard Stern Show and repeating yourself or asking obscene questions are two good ways.
  • Go to a phone book look for an asian person than call and say: Hi my name Matthew/Susan im calling from the Immgration office of Canada(or wherever you live). the Government does not have enough funding to support your needs, there for we must deport you back to china. I'm Really sorry please come in tommorw morning at 7:30am and ask to Speak Immgration dective. we are located by (give a popular mall or tradmark). we are just across the street. Thank you for your time. If you have any questions or concerns please call us 1 800 679 3748 ( or whatever phone number you wanna give).
  • call any place and ask if ben is there and if they say no ask if phil there if they say no say you know ben dover and phil mccrackinn (bend over and fill my crack in)
  • Call a reandom house and say, " Hello, this is James Furgeson from PNC bank and I am returning a call received on [place any date one year ago here.] We were notified that you want to open an account. If they say that it's the wrong number, say' "HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!!!! Talk like it's someone in the backround," James, it's time to take your medication. Mom I'm On the PHONE!!!! (Bacround) You never appreciate me anymore... (sob) (sob)
  • This is how you make a prank phone call you have to come up with an interesting topic such as this: Hi this is Tammy Cleveland with the USDA - (the united states dairy association) - there has been a recent outbreak of MAD COW DISEASE found in dairy cows all around the U.S. The dairy products that are in your possesion could possibly be contaminated with deadly stomach toxins and liquidfermantation. this was discovered by a south Alabama farmer who called the USDA about his remarkable discovery. This soon led to the testing of millions of dairy cows all around America. The test resultsshow that over 92% of all dairy cows have some type of serious MAD COW DISEASE . Most of these cows were found in the southern most part of the U.S. including Georgia, Alabama, Tennesse, Floridia, and Mississippi. Although the disease has been found in other American states, this is where it is most heavily populated. We recomend that you discard all of you dairy products before it infects you and your family. (Then before you hang up you should tell them this!!!!!) But before you even open your refidgerator, you should know that this is a prank call. - And then you hang up before they figure out who it is.
  • I havn't pranked in years, and I am not advocating it, just sharing past experiences. Try them at your own risk. My favorite was "Excuse me, is there a John there? No? Well then, where do you use the bathroom?" (If there actually was someone name John I would mention a weird lastname and say oops, wrong number.) One time I randomly looked up names and addresses in the phone book and told the person that their porn magazine or a toy from a sex shop that they had ordered had been delivered to my home by accident. They would get so flustered and deny having ordered it, but I could read the name and address from the phone book to verify the information on the nonexistant porn magazine. I would pretend I only lived a block or two from them. My god they were mortified. (Except one dude that wanted to come and pick it up! He was kind of creepy, so I gave him the address to the police department to go pick it up.) Also funny for answering machines is to pretend to be from a doctors office or clinic: Hello this Jennnifer from (Insert clinic or doctors office name here)We have the results of your venereal disease screening in, and we really need for you to come into the office as soon as possible. Thanks, Have a wonderful day. Or This is Margeret from the SmallPackages.com online store. I was calling to confirm that we received your order of 3 dozen of the size ultra small MicroSoldiers condom, but you neglected to choose what color you want, Please call us back at 1 888- (make up something.) Got a guy friend with that when we were out on a double blind-date and the four of us were going back to his place for drinks. I called his house from the bathroom and left it on gis machine. Afetr we got back to his place with my guy and his gal, he hit his answering machine button and his jaw just dropped. We all just stared at him wide eyed. He sounded like Austin Powers saying Really, that's not my bag baby! After about five minutes I could no longer stifle the laughter and I confessed. We all had a good laugh.
  • This is a response to a prank call I recieved. I had someone call and ask if the refrigerator was running. I yelled really fast, "Yes! The goddam thing is runnin all over the house, scarrin the holy bejeebers outta the children. Are you with the exterminator company? I wish you would hurry up and get the hell over here before it hurts sonmeone!" And then screamed and hung up. (Went right back over to the couch and curled back up by hubby, who was looking at me like I had lost my mind. It was pretty hilarious.)
  • Ok, this is dumb, but so are most prank calls. I didn't do it myself, but I laughed my ass off while listening to it on speaker. Dude calls WalMart and gets the automated system. All he said was "buttplug." It automatically sent him to another department, and no matter where they transfered him, or whether it was automated or real person, all he said was "buttplug", pretty fast and monotone. If was awesome, they transfered him about 24 times before someone finally hung up. From lawn and garden to automotive to health and beauty , everywhere else and back several times.
  • I think I may have answered before, but heres another one: Call someone you know who is married/in a long term relationship. Pretend to be a worker at a gentlemens club, and calmly explain that her husband/boyfriend left his wallet there, and he would probably like to pick it up in the next several days. Say he should pick it up at the front desk, to the side of the lounge and directly in front of the display area. I did it just the other day, remember detail helps in convincing people!
  • o this is hilarious... call random person and say like "omg hello, thank God you answered!! *while 'crying'* "theres these poeple and they wont stop beating me and im hiding in box and OMG there coming back!!! o god help me then hang up suddenly and call back after 4 minutes and say "o god.. im not gonna live.. plz u gotta help me, then say a person ( u hate) address.. then hang up
  • ring a random and say" Hi this is julie from (insert local supermarket here)your chicken is cooked and ready to pick up, if it is not picked up in the 24 hours, it will be thrown at your house. then say thankyou and goodbye sir/madam ( do the opposite of whatever sex they are)make sure they hear the last part!!
  • call up asda (in the UK) and say your daughter is lost in the store and could they put out an anouncement to tell her to go to customer service desk. say her name is 'tes cosis cheapar' enjoy :) (tesco is a supermarket like asda and are rivals in the uk)
  • call someone and say "Hey this is girls gone wild. You won a free cruise with us and no clothes are allowed!!!Its this Saturday all day!!!! DONT FORGET WERE WAITING FOR YOUR HOT, SEXY, WET BODY!!!! WOOOOOO WOOOO!!!!!!" Its hilarious!!!
  • Call Someone [Someone you dont kno] and ask for mr wall if they say there is no mr wall living here ask for mrs wall if they say there isnt a mrs wall say are there any walls in your house they should say no then say well hows your house stand up and hang up it cracks meh up that one does
  • Call some one you don't know. When they hello try to convince them that they called you, if done right this can make a person very mad!!!
  • call sumone who has prank called YOU before and say "hello this is (your town here) police department. we have recieved various reports of PRANK CALLING from this number. are you aware that this is a felony??? if we get any more reports we will send you a fine to your phone bill of $200. do you understand??? i did this to my friend and it was soooo hillarious!!!! they totally fell for it!!!
  • call 543-897-4135, and advise them that it is time.
  • Call somebody and start making sex noises.
  • prank call ur nearest local bar, and ask for an semyor then say their last name, which would be butts. then he'll say is there a butts here? a seymor butts. Hahahah. oh that cracks me up.
  • say this is joe fom the nearest cleaners and i was just wondering how many hangers do u have in your closet if they answer say can we hav some we are running low and many customers are comming plzz mam or sir say it in a country voice
  • ... hurriedly & excitedly ... "The cops are on to us, abort the mission, meet at location B in one hour." ... click ...
  • 240-258-4005
  • call a random number with *67 theb put the number in and say elo this is chinesse resturant u order some shrimp fried rice u need to come pic up order u order 1 day ago u pic up order now say it in a chinesse voice
  • Phone a random number and tell them that you are the telephone engineer and you need them to whistle Twinkle twinkle little star down the phone to you whilst you check 'the volume meters' as there is a technical faqult on the line!.....they do it EVERY TIME! hee hee
  • ok, call a person randomly and say "hey! its your french tutor, (name), im SO sorry im late, ill be at your house in ten minutes! Now, remember to have your worksheets done for the verbs!" the person will likely say that they dont have a french tutor, or you have the wrong number. then you say "oh, dont be silly! I came to your house yesterday, remember?" if the person says that you have the wrong number again, say that you'll be at their house in 10 min. if they hang up, call them back and say the same speech over! it makes them go REALLY mad, and its SUPER funny! try it!
  • (make it sound like you are crying) call a random number and say "m-m-my parents beat me with a frying pan!!! can i have the number to burger king? i haven't been fed in days!!!
  • You could put on some weird accent and say "You buy $10 milk it's only $10 What about $5 That's a good price right? How about I make it massive and you pay me $100000?" I think that would be hilarious
  • Ring up the local fish and chip shop and ask How much it is for 2 dollar chips?
  • Call a golf shop and ask them if they have 16oz dimpled balls...
  • call the fire brigade and yell THERES A FIRE IN MY HOUSE!!!! and if or when they ask where say IN MY FIREPLACE.
  • Soooo...what's your favourite horror movie? XD
  • Check these out for some suggestions. Bob and Tom - Live Day - Paging Richard Smoker The others are Tom Mabe, dealing with Telemarketers
  • Call the your favorite bar, that pages people for you, ask for Mr. Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, when they page, liten closly, ahahhaha
  • My cousins and I used to call people with famous names in the phone book, like George Washington. True story. Anyway, she called and was asking if he was THE George Washington, the BEST president ever, and he just played along. We told him he def needed to run for president again, because the ones we've been having suck. He agreed with us. He thanked us for calling, said he would think about running again, and for us to have a good day. It was so cute.
  • call the police
  • i suggest the ring-back number for your area... if you know someone working for the bell in those digits then find it out and dial it... a minute later that number calls back and you get to laugh at how many times the person says, hello... hello........ hello!.............................etc etc.. by then i start laughing... hello? he keeps going...... he!!@W!!!!!! *krunch* don't do it if there are people sleeping though... and don't call other numbers cuz they might trace you... *.*
  • ( hurriedly and excitedly) ... "They are on to us, abort the mission and meet at location B in one hour ..." ... click ...
  • Check out some of these. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jerky+boys&search_type=&aq=f
  • me and my friend once prank called some kidss we knew and apparently the kid had his phone on speaker we were like is ur refridgerator running nd before we finished the prankk his friend screameedd go catch it. sorry you had to be there for it to be funny
  • Call up someone you know, in a different voice & say that you are from the phone service provider, currently testing the phone service coz of an outage & tell them not to drop the line for 2 mins. After a minute start asking weird questions about their hobby & so on.
  • Calling and saying"this is get a life foundation, your friend [insert name] donated $5 to give you a life.
  • offering people jobs, even if they're not looking for one. You can ask them personal questions and some dumb people will go ahead and tell you their life story.
  • Call a meat market and ask them to see if they have pigs feet. If they say yes, tell to join a circus.
  • say in a hill billy acent "hi im larry and my balls itch i have been dealing with this for a while now but thanks to you i can have sex happily" lolzlolzlolz
  • call someone pretend your a phone company and say will be working on your phone dont awnser any calls or youll be electricuted then keep calling them till they cant take it any more and awnser and scream like you were just electricuted
  • Pizza deliveries: "do you do take away? ok whats 12 minus 6" "do you deliver? ok ill have a large pizza with liver and ancovies, what? you said you deliver"(do in an accent that makes "deliver" sound like "do liver" People you know: (make sex noises including the name of his/her boy/girlfriend) (quickly) "hey (name of persons mother) you left your diaphram at mine" these ones i came up with off the top of my head but sound funny. :)
  • Call someone and say: (in jamacian voice) would you like to buy a banana for 5 cents? (if they answer no) thanku, fuk u mon (if they say yes) ask for ther adress if they dont giv it to u say fuk u mon if they do say thanku mon, and hang up
  • this is (someones name) from Baskin Robins you have a chance to win 20 thousand dollars if you name 20 baskin robin flavors in 30 seconds. ready... go... Sorry you took to long. but thank you for trying. the ammount has just been boosted to 30,000, ready? go! sorry again. goodbye. This one is hilarious because a lot of people will sit there and be like, making up flavors. So funny!
  • Call any number after midnight. Whoever picks up ask him in a doctor's voice: "Did you know that the first 3 hours of sleep are the most important?"
  • You're from the phone company. You're working on the lines, so the person is not to answer the phone for half an hour under any circumstances. A couple of minutes later, you call back and when tehy inevitabley answer (you keep ringing until they do), you make electric nosies and a muffled scream. Call the bowling alley and ask for someoen whose name would be embarrassing. Have that person paged. (I understand Bart Simpson does this to people.) Then of yourse there are thte classic refirigerator and tobacco shop jokes.
  • (Say this in a cowboy/cowgirl kind of voice)Hello this is (make up a name) from the mustered co. and u just won a gallon of mustered!!! now please tell me your name and address so i can deliver the mustered. (if they say they dont want mustered ) say if u dont want mustered we have relish if u dont want relish we have ketchup if u dont want ketchup we have horse radish and if u dont want horse radish u get nothing!!! (then Hang up)
  • once the person answers, say "bonjour" and continue this until they get really mad.
  • A game to play with 2 - 5 ppl (all need phones) Some one calls some one on *67 and gives it to another person that person starts talking while the other ppl time you, see who can talk the longest who ever does this wins a point!!!! RULES: 1. must say something! 2. can not besomeone you know 3. must be *67 4. may be on speaker phone 5. other ppl cant talk 6. can not call the same nuber more than once. 7. dont call any one of any importaince(cops, white house, a department store) 8. talk clearly 9. dont tell them it is a game 10. have fun!!!!! Hope you don't mind that i kinda avoided your question...
  • Call a Mcdonalds and say your are the (random service) for fire alarms say that your signals in your machines are detecting the fire alarm out of order and ask them if it is beeping and if it is not be like we really need you to check your fire alarm system to see if it is runnin and they pull they firealarm and then u can continue the call by sayin remain calm its just a drill you need to yell (random word (believeable) ) and they will no what you mean. they start screamin the word and its a random ass word LOL!!
  • ok, call kfc and when someone picks up say "hello this is (any random name) is the kernal there?" if they say he is dead then act really suprised and say "oh no when did that happen? he was just at my house yesterday. we were playing poker that fool ows me half of kfc!!!" its really funny. lol.
  • call some one and say hello is there a mr diahreah living here if they say not call 1800 safe auto this is halarious!
  • call some one and say i have a package for some one with initals W.H.O.R.E. and then say apple cyder and call 1800 safe auto. hope this works!
  • Heres a good one... Call someone and say can you check if i hit my puberty time yet. Make sure its a bad phone and (for real) take a piss on the phone. then pull out your cellular telephone and punch in the words: 1800 Safe Auto
  • me and my friends always do pranki calling to like whoever is in our fone book... some people are boring and just hang up so choose4 someone thats like really horny hahaha. then like just pick up and pretend to be aq girl who found your number on liike a wall or some thing down the street and get them to meet you somewhere and never go and keep saying to them that your their and see how long there willing to stay their for ..,. oh and ske them to like wear like jox or something like just that coz your up for a fuck hahahahahahahaha.
  • Ok...I absoloutly love this one! .Call either you friends/ or physhic hotline on *67. .Tell them random made-up problems like you fish died, or the Klenex box doess't promise the Box Tops as ordered. .Make sure you use a funny voices, but always call *67 and then the number then they can't call back! Choice 2 .Call with a snooty voice, or long and sexy voice. Tell them it's Victoria's Secret calling to confirm their order for their new line of Faux' Fur thongs and reveling under-garments. .Ask them if they'd like the special package with different scents like Pina-Colada, Monkey-Butt, Strawberry, ETC...Or a free built in MP3 with spare headphones. Also offer a Cruise Line choice.
  • I didn't do this but my friend did. He called Papa Johns and said, "Hey I'm having a party and I need about 10 pizzas over here pronto," Then they said, "Sure, where's your party?" Then my friend said, "In my pants!"
  • I call them and ask what is their favorite movie and what is your favorite color,snack haha lol if you dont answer my question i will hunt you down forever until you answer my questions dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha uh lol have a great thanksgiving weirdo!!!love ya?

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