Can you contradict yourself in one sentence? Examples please :)
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Haha yes!! I've done so many times. My mom has done it more times than I can count too. An example of her screwups is: "If I had gone to University I would never have gone into medecine because I don't like it but you don't have a choice and I'm making you go into medicine."
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I know nothing. Stating that you know nothing is claiming to know something.
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I just now ate a sandwich last week.
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yes I can't
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No point asking me, I ALWAYS tell lies.
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shut your mouth and start eating
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In the military it's, "Hurry up and wait."
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When my wife falls asleep on the couch i have to say, wake up, its time to go to bed.
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This is a statement?
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Yes! I can't.
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No I can so
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These days I never have time to use the computer.
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If you have anything else to say, keep your mouth shut.
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I'm consistently inconsistent...which is true...sometimes...!
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Yes I can't!
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I fucking hate people who swear all the fucking time. It really fucks me off.
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This is false.
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i like you but....
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Fuck you very much!
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Big city,small world.
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Fuck you very much!
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Fuck you very much!
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I got it finished already, by tomorrow at the earliest.
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No one goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
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I am a boy.
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"I always contradict myself sometimes."
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No, not when im on AB.
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This sentence is false.
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With a nod to one of the most famous voices heard on the airwaves: Paul Harvey... from a book of compilations of one of his popular segments "For What It's Worth" - without permission but with a great deal of respect: "Dr. Martin MacIntyre is sharing with our 'For What It's Worth Department' something very personal today... A note from his small daughter. Yesterday the Potomac, Maryland, dentist refused to allow his daughter Sarah to go to the pool for the third time in one day... He just said no and that was that. So -last evening- Sarah, age six, wrote a note in red pencil and left it on her daddy's pillow. It said: 'Daddy - I hate you' And it's signed, 'Love - Sarah.'" Voiced by Paul Harvey on September 13, 1977.
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My house is organized chaos. And it's true! I've also used this one, when my kids were growing up: Don't eat with your mouth full! I'm probably not the only one that did this either... hehehe
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I'm the best looking bloke around , look just like Quasimodo.
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Go ahead and back up.
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Go ahead and back up.
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Go ahead and back up.
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I never say never.
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I can't type. Nobody knows what I know. Wake up! I have a sleeping pill for you to take.
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That is exactly what I mean, kind of.
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I always finish my sent.....
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I'm speaking French.
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Let's get together and split. These days, I live in the past.
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There is one universal truth: there is no universal truth!
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I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.
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I am not a flirt, although you do have beautiful legs :)
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I do not have insomnia when I take my sleeping pill.
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"There are contradictions, and then there are contradictions." "I'm not prejudiced: some of my best friends are _________." "All people who believe in genocide should be shot!" "Intolerant people should not be tolerated." And the world's one and only 1 word oxymoron: "Sorority."
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I think it was Austin Powers who said: "There's only two things I hate - racial prejudice and the Dutch".
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i don't think i think anymore.
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I'm a liar.
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I dont cuss I dont drink and i dont smoke........... Dammit i left my cigarretts at the bar
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to tell you the truth, i'm a compulsive liar. believe me.
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I didn't do nothing
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I like to pride my self on my communication skills, then one day my gf broke up with me. What for? I don't know I wasn't really listening.
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I am not.
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Yes and no. I don't exist.
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lol (if you aren't "laughing out loud" then you are not actually using lol like the acronym it's supposed to be)
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I think Carly Simon said it well enough... "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you..."
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and another duplicate
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duplicate
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another duplicate
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Don't eat with you mouth full.
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Duplicate... sorry...
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No, I can.
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I'm perfect, I think, but I'm not sure, am I?
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I'm perfect, I think, but I'm not quite sure, or am I?
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I'm perfect, I think, but I'm not quite sure, or am I?
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That hot chick is cool. Hey cool, that's hot! That skinny girl is PHAT Free range chickens, half price My hot dog is cold Waiter, hurry up! Waiter, get busy! Doorman, open the window! SCOTCH WHISKEY Made in the USA
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I actually heard this from a salesman talking about rimless glasses: "I wouldn't say they're more fragile, you just have to be more careful with them."
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Just let me interrupt myself here...
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I'm not going to repeat myself, I'm just plain not going to repeat myself.
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I'm a smart Politician.
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I am proud of my humility.
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come on stop it now maybe huh
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I'm an honest politician
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I am an honest politician
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You are seriously funny!
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You are seriously funny!
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See what I'm saying?
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I don't know what I know.
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See what I'm saying? Look at what I'm saying.
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I don't know a thing about the robbery that occurred at the gas station last Thursday at 7:38 PM, it was too dark to see anything, and I was nowhere near the place.
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Oh, don't pay any attention to little old me. Don't mind me.
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I just want to say three words here.
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I never say never.
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I am a very easy going person unless you piss me off.
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Long Live The Undead :)
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I always know my own mind..dont I?
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I am a perfict speller.
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I still really love the rotten, disloyal whore! ;-)
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i am so smart "S-M-R-T!"
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My brother is a boy
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I love listening to smart people, like George W. Bush, give speeches.
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one hot winter night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other if you dont belive my lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too lol thats not funny is one sentence no periods .
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I always lie.
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I don't bother answering stupid questions like this!
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"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's the way I am!!" - taken from Simpsons(Homer)
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My parents are virgins.
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i can't spell
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Gosh! I'm starving to death.. Just give me a small salad to go please.
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