If you were stranded on a deserted island and could send out one message in a Bottle, what would you write in that message, and why would you write those particular things?
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The standard SOS message and location!
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I would write "I've landed on an island and found an abundance of gold but my boat washed out with the tide. First one to find me splits the bounty."
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Free weed! Followed by the coordinates.
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Im stuck on a island,please sent someone to come and get me.
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HElP ME! OUT OF WINE!
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Girls wanted. Must like sunsets, cosy nights in and fish suppers
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Hey buddy, whats up? is what I would write.
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i probably wouldnt write anything seeing as you didnt say i have anything to write with or on except maybe my blood and a leaf which would not be pleasent -
If you find this, Im fine, leave me here for awhile please..At least till Hurricane season.
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I actually did this once. I wrote that I need a woman and that I am out of Charmin.
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This isn't a joke. I'm stranded on a frikken island. Please try to find me!
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ive never been in a helicopter, will you send one please?
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Free at last. LMAO
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I would write I AM STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND... COME FIND ME NOW!!
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where the pen n paper come from?
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i woould write NEED HELP and write down my full name. i also would put soome colthing so they could know that it si me by looking at the clothing if foound
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Can you get my laundry out of the dryer?My address is -----.
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Send more beer!
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"By the time you get this, I'll probably have died of starvation. Please tell my family I love them. My name is..." etc etc
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I have a great idea for a TV series about being stranded on the deserted island. Either a comedy or a thiller, take your pick. So just sit right down and I'll you a tale. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rELOFvy81CI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ou7cWOTXJs
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I'd give my longitudinal/latitudinal, "best guess" coordinates, telephone numbers of all my relatives, and beg for help like a sonofabitch.
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I would f**k myself.
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No phones, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury? I'm sure it would be an empty wine bottle and I think my message would be: "HURRY AND SAVE ME! Must get home! The mall closes at 9pm"
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I'd write Hey I'm on this island come on over and party with me!!
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