by anonymous on August 15th, 2006

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What possesses a man who wears Speedos?

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by R Spandit on August 29th, 2006
I think board shorts are gross, all that wet, cold material between your legs breeding bacteria and ringworm. Speedos dry as soon as you're out of the water so they're much healthier. I can't think why anyone would wear board-shorts, unless they were doing what they are meant to do, that is surfing.
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- Eww! Anyone 'breeding bacteria' would have to be pretty gross if that happened in salty ocean water or a chlorinated pool! Oh, but it's "useful" point, tho maybe the happy medium is really best overall.
  
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by go_to_hellas on August 28th, 2006
It's funny, but I was in Greece a year or two ago, and over there, speedos are (unfortunately?) the norm. Regardless of age, weight, looks, whatever. Nobody looks twice (sometimes for good reason...).

So the problem might not be the men who wear the speedos, but in fact people like you who seem to think that there is something wrong with the human body. Maybe you should shed your unfortunate, misguided perceptions of beauty, and try one on yourself.

Hah, or not. Whatever floats your boat. ;)
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by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on August 28th, 2006
the same thing that, in 30 years, is going to possess 50 year old men to wear jeans that are falling off their rear end - a liking for the fashion that they enjoyed in their youth.
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- That's funny! Those low pants are what puts so many unlawful ones in jail, cause they can't run fast enough to get away from the police!
  
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  by MyKinKStar on August 28th, 2006
- Funny cuz that fashion was sported in jail.. the lower the pants the more available you were to be someones bitch!
  
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by davoomac on August 15th, 2006
Perhaps he thinks he has an incredible physique and would like to give others a little taste too.

Or he could just be on the swim team.
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- Not my Dad, he hasn't been in a swim team ever!
  
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by Mr. Friendly on February 22nd, 2010
he wants to swim and tan in comfort.
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by kanego on October 4th, 2006
I can sum it up in one word. Beer. lot's of beer. and having a few other friends who are drunk that are willing to go along with you never hurts either.
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by donovan reynolds. on August 15th, 2006
Horrible judgment, too much self-confidence and from what I have seen, old age.
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by RFlagg on August 15th, 2006
Machismo.
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by hemiman on August 24th, 2006
The speedo demon.
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by Someone1951 on March 10th, 2011
They are comfortible and look sexy
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by Anonymous on February 16th, 2010
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by Anonymous on August 15th, 2006
Hate to sound uninformed, but what are speedos?
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- Speedo's are skin tight swimming trunk equivilant of briefs. I highly recomend, if you don't know, to see the pic on my rant page of speedos on www.boredasmustard.piczo.com. It is a fantastic pic, I have to say
  
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by matt245 on February 7th, 2008
All that is evil & unholy in the world :p
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by MyKinKStar on August 28th, 2006
He's so vain, he has no clue how bad it looks cause he doesn't own a full-length mirror!

Ever notice the guy who wears a Speedo has an extra hairy body, and trying desperately to cover up his bald head with a very bad comb-over?
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- Perhaps they simply don't subscribe to the superficial standard of beauty imposed upon us by the media. If anything, fat men in speedos should be commended, not shunned. :)
  
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  by go_to_hellas on August 29th, 2006
- Yeah, right! I don't think so . . . Commended for having the balls to wear their Speedos AND show them to the world, plus everything else they've got?
  
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by oregon on August 26th, 2006
sef-confidence
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by Anonymous on February 16th, 2010
he wants to swim comfortably without a bunch of floating fabric or drag. Why do women get that opportunity but men get made fun of for wanting to swim in comfort?
We should learn from the Greeks.
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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on February 3rd, 2008
Exhibitionism
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by Little Bo Peep on February 3rd, 2008
The debil.
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by crazylady on August 28th, 2006
I doubt God knows the answer to this one.
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