Who would win? Jeohovah's Witnesses or Scientologists?
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Scientologists. They'd simply sue everyone's arse or threaten them to give up. They are simply more settled in the methods of power of the modern world.
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Scientologists. They have more cash (and Tom Cruise!), and lets face it, it's a neater cult all-around.
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Jehovah's Witnesses. They could use their pamphlets as throwing stars.
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Anyone who picked up a baseball bat.
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Neither, it would be Chuck Norris.
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