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MIA
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I don't know about funny..but I have a lot of "oops" moments..usually from foot-in-the-mouth disease...one comes to mind...I had just met a new girlfriend in my son's life..we were getting along just fine..somehow we got on the subject of gas-guzzling cars and I went off on a tirade about how selfish people are who drive these monstrosities..yada yada yada..dead silence..quietly she said "my parents own one of those"..what does one say? I wasn't going to take it back, because it was my truth! On the other hand, it was embarrassing as he**! OOps! :(
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Lost some weight, walking towards the train station and saw a couple of girls smiling at me. Thought I looked good but then realized they were smiling because my fly was down.
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Funniest. I threw a aerosol right guard can in a bonfire like 3 feet in front of me. The can was full so when it blew up it threw me into the side of a trailer actually denting the siding. I also have a cowlick now. No burns. The oops part is that the can was in a bag of trash and I didn't know it. No burns I was slightly singed and sore but other than that ok. NINJA VANISH *poof*
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When I asked my brother in laws wife how her husband is at a wedding thinking that she is my wifes aunt!
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