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I got slapped for laughing at someone who sings worse than I do.
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It was during a Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve, when I was little. We were singing "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing" and I always thought the line that says "God ,and sinner, reconciled" was "Goddamn sinner, dressed in style" And sang it loud, and proud.
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My son, then three, turned to me and said (loudly enough for all around to hear): "Mommy, Daddy farted!" It wasn't funny then, but it sure is now.
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Someone had left a window open toward the top of the church and some bats got in. No one knew until they started playing the pipe organ. at least a dozen bats came out and it took nearly 6 hours to get them out.
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