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The answer is: "no, you can't get your girlfriend pregnant if she is on top, the moon is in aquarius, the condom broke, but you pulled out just in the knick of time."
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I think that phone boxes should be purple
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Lets see. I have 6 possible answers. :- (a) Fried Chicken (b) Because the wheel fell off. (c) Too little information (d) I could tell you but I'd have to kill you (e) Whodunnit (f) Oprah Winfrey
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I think so... but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils! Narf!
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pinguin can fly just believe like faries.
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GET ME A WHOPPER!
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Only if somebody buys me a helicopter.
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Edwin Muskie
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I think so Brain, but wouldn't dipping the ducks in honey mustard scare off the weasels?
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