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the basic position for sexual intercourse

Mormonism.

Asking other faiths to trade in their beliefs for food, blankets medical care etc...

Sex position

The position

Very self righteous people that went all over the world to change people they thought were back wards into a Christians.

tears

Island delicacy

Priests.

position

position. Yes yes, I'm a pervert. :

LDS

My husbands memorial service, although neither one of us were or are Mormon, it was a Missionary who gave his eulogy.

sex and video games.

Movie. "The Mission," with Jeremy Irons and Robert DeNiro, and the WONDERFUL soundtrack by Ennio Morricone.

Honestly the first thing that came to my mind was the missionary position.

Religion

The Spanish missions on the North American west coast.

It's great that your dedicating your life to the lord and those poor kids.

The missionary position

Sex

I think of kind people, helping others

religion, sex and the movie 'The Mission.'

"doing good"..there are thousands spreading the WORD in foreign countries and some in very dangerous conditions...there are alot helping people and children and letting them know about the Almighty...:)thatsJustme

A missionary in the missionary position.

nuns.

the missionary position ...and a mental picture of two priests in a big cauldron surrounded by cannibals with bones through their noses.

Five weeks working with some of the most greatful people I have ever met in Mexico; or anywhere else as far at that is. I watched men work from sun up to sun down for $32 per week repairing a cobble stone highway and clean the bar ditches for the government and happy to get the work! Then show up in church to praise the Lord that evening. Happier and more loving people I have never met before or since! Yet they have very little.

...a person that saved my life. If it wasnt for a missionary, my mother would have had an abortion. Thank God he sent a missionary down my way...told my mother about adoption, changed her heart...her, and allowed me to be given to the family I was chosen for. Wonderful stuff. Missionarys are wonderful people...for what they do, where they go...but It all depends on what they teach.

cannibals

Position, sorry, but true.

Position.

annoying ass mormons knocking at my door trying to recruit me

Giggity ;-)

Sex.

A song named Missionary by a great band known as Operation Ivy.

This oldie but goodie Three missionaries get caught by cannibals, and the cannibals throw them in a bamboo jail. The chief pulls one of them out of the bamboo jail and says, "You have two choice...death or bunga bunga." The missionary thinks to himself, "I don't want to die...", so he says, "I'll take bunga bunga." The chief says, "Ugh. Bunga bunga." The cannibals all start jumping up and down, grunting, "Bunga bunga! Bunga bunga!" Then they pull down his pants, bend him over a log, and they all **** him in the a$$. They throw him back in the bamboo jail, and he's bleeding, and moaning...I mean, he's got a few phone numbers...but for the most part, he's a hurtin'' gherkin. They drag out the next missionary, and the chief says, "You have two choice...death or bunga bunga." The missionary looks back at the first guy, who's in really bad shape, but he doesn''t want to die, so he says, "I'll take bunga bunga." The chief says, "Ugh. Bunga bunga." The cannibals all start jumping up and down, grunting, "Bunga bunga! Bunga bunga!" Then they pull down his pants, bend him over a log, and they all **** him in the a$$. And it's a lot worse for him, because of course it takes the cannibals alot longer the second time. They throw him back in the bamboo jail, whelping like a dog that's been hit by a truck, and pull out the third missionary. The chief says, "You have two choice...death or bunga bunga." The third missionary sees the other two guys in total agony, and says, "I couldn't handle that. I'll take death." The chief says, "Ugh. Death by BUNGA-BUNGA!"

Adobe.

UH OH... Mind in the freaking gutter.